Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

I love the dentist.

My Dentist never has cute assistants.

 

[Fijiman]

Try Dr.Susse brand Indoor fireworks.

I love those! They make it so easy to make it look like an accident...YOU HEARD NOTHING!

I love the dentist.

My Dentist never has cute assistants.

My dentist and the assistant usually aren't both female.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Dave Grohl is not going to work with Queens of the Stone Age for their next album, I don't think Dave Grohl is an amazing man.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I went to work today. I'm feeling fine.

 

[Mullac]

I didn't faint in a Biology lesson yesterday.

 

[Evil Smurf]

It was not 25 degrees Celsius in my house before. I did not turn on the air con.

 

[Fijiman]

I didn't faint in a Biology lesson yesterday.

I ban you from the forum games. Also I laugh at your misfortune.

 

[ShockValue]

I really want the New Orleans Saints to win tonight.

 

[Fijiman]

I pay attention to sports.

 

[ShockValue]

I so don't. I hate them.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I've never seen things like this. Ever.

 

[ShockValue]

Stranger enjoys me yelling at him about football.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I don't enjoy all the yelling and chatter.

 

[ShockValue]

I sure am loving this :/

 

[UnusualStranger]

I don't think that this will work for too long.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not listening to the Escapist Communicast right now.

 

[Fijiman]

I don't wish I could be in an episode of the Communicast. I'm sure it would suck if I was.