Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

I might not have some ice cream later.[sub](we just bought some yesterday)[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't want ice cream. >.<

 

[Evil Smurf]

me neither

 

[Fijiman]

I didn't just have ice cream.

 

[Roxas1359]

*starts to cry*
I'm not fully regretting me saying I'd be doing Final Mix 100% and on its hardest difficulty.
*tries to jump out window but trips and falls*

 

[Evil Smurf]

I think android is better then IOS at web browsing. I won't be tethering my iPod touch to my android for the escapist.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am not on a music detox. Detoxing all the pop I heard tonight

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not wondering why Smurf is doing that.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

People's Democratic Republic of Korea.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I used to live there.

 

[Fijiman]

I used to own there. Lost it on a bet.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not wondering what should I do this weekend.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Buy an One Hundred Thousand piece puzzle.

 

[Evil Smurf]

constantinople not Istanbul

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not sad at humanity right now.

 

[Fijiman]

I've just been shot in the leg.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'll help you.
*shoots other leg*
I'm helpful! ^.^

 

[MrCollins]

I'm not going home for Christmas.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm working on a plan to make it so that it never snows anywhere ever again.