Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

I didn't get my new mic in the mail today.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm having fun right now.

 

[dalek sec]

It's not cold outside and I'm not feeling run down at all.

 

[MrCollins]

I'm not scared of oversleeping and missing my exam tomorrow.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't have an episode where the game audio is 1 second off of the actual game...
*shakes fist at PVR*

 

[dalek sec]

There isn't a totally sweet Project Freelancer shirt I want to get.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't think of RvB when I hear Project Freelancer.

 

[dalek sec]

I don't feel dumb for finding out the simple answer to clear my hic-up with the Escapist broswer wise.

 

[Roxas1359]

I never find easy solutions to difficult problems.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't derp in tanks.

 

[janjotat]

Committees are excellent for quickly finding a solution

 

[Roxas1359]

I never derp on anything.

I am the model at which you should all aspire to be!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You know the context in which I was using the term Derp.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not tired.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not full.

 

[janjotat]

I am not sick

 

[Dr.Susse]

You caught it from me!

 

[Roxas1359]

I've managed to infect you all with E.Coli!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Free face painting every Friday.

Only on the Escapist.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Today isn't someone's birthday out there in the world.