Blatant Lies

[Dr.Susse]

Happy Birthday everyone!

 

[mParadox]

SCREW ALL OF YOU.

ESPECIALLY NEONBOB.

IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY OR ANYTHING.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

My internal organs are made entirely out of vanilla pudding and dandelions.

 

[Agent Cross]

This thread is not approaching it's second birthday.

 

[Squiddles]

I know everyone here and are super confident about writing something in this section of the forums. =D

 

[Agent Cross]

My bank's ATM functions brilliantly!

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not going to a friend's birthday party soon.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not watching the critic on YouTube.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I should not be sleeping.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

There's plenty of time to decide to make a post rush or not.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm not watching the critic on YouTube.

Movie Bob did a bad thing telling more people about that horrible show.

 

[Fijiman]

Everyone will die tomorrow.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not watching the critic on YouTube.

Movie Bob did a bad thing telling more people about that horrible show.

it is an awful show. The webisodes were the best part.

 

[R4ptur3]

I despise bacon and all who love it.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I just pirated an album instead of buying it on itunes.

 

[Fijiman]

My internet isn't being incredibly slow for no reason right now. It also isn't refusing to load stuff half the time.

 

[Evil Smurf]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.404164-Lisa-Foiles-is-coming-back-to-the-escapist

Lisa Foiles is not coming back to the escapist!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I watched her videos. I liked them.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am excited about her return. I didn't wish it was a Hank and Jed production instead.