Blatant Lies

[thesilentman]

I can have alcohol.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I'm not looking forward to the next NFL season.

 

[MrCollins]

I haven't been slowly revising before my exams.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Taking a really long pee is never satisfying or a little funny when you can't believe that you're still going.

 

[Goofguy]

I've never done sudoku puzzles while taking a crap.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I want to go to work tomorrow.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Blow if off and take up busking.

 

[Teoes]

Has been productive this morning.

 

[kailus13]

Has never stayed up all night playing videogames.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Nobody has Kailus, it is not a sane thing to do.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I can afford to drink this week.

 

[kailus13]

Totally thinks a mod should be advocating illegal things.

 

[Evil Smurf]

My desertbus prize will not need to be re sent

 

[Rooster893]

I don't want to play Injustice: Gods Among Us as it looks like it sucks. I don't want to play as The Flash, Harley Quinn and Nightwing. Nope, not at all.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Nightcrawler is not the best.

 

[LynxParadox]

wasn't recording an LP with fraps set to record at 1 fps on accident ._.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not at the mall with my brother while he looks for a pair of pants to buy.

 

[kailus13]

I shouldn't be asleep at this time.

 

[Dr.Susse]

We've got Thirty miles to Chicago, half a pack of cigarettes, a full tank of gas, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

 

[Teoes]

I'm on a mission from God.