Blatant Lies

[kailus13]

I have too much money.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I wish more people used the words guesstamate and time poor.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I use them Daily

 

[Evil Smurf]

I groted tymber aly nghit.

What did that mean? Everybody knows!

 

[Agent Cross]

Reinvented the wheel. Twice!

 

[UltraDeth]

Music is an awful invention

 

[Dr.Susse]

The worst.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I was productive today. Tomorrow I do not work so staying up this late eating carrots will do me a world of good.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Try dicing up the carrots and inhaling them.

It is better for digesting the calcium.

 

[UltraDeth]

I would like to meet you

 

[kailus13]

I would not meet Tizzy if I had the money.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Me neither.

 

[UltraDeth]

Bulletstorm is not worthy of a sequel

 

[Headsprouter]

I played Bulletstorm.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not dream I was murdered.

 

[Fijiman]

You shall all worship me as our god and king.

 

[staika]

I am not still sick, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!

*Does not passout again*