Blatant Lies

[Rooster893]

Sir Daniel Fortesque is the worst character ever.

 

[Chorcon]

I was sincerely happy when the tenth doctor died!

 

[Rooster893]

I watch Doctor Who.

 

[Alduin Silas]

I commend Rooster for this.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not dream about Faye Reagan.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm telling the truth.

 

[Agent Cross]

Did not just spill water everywhere.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I love my landlords.

 

[Agent Cross]

Put a lot of thought into this.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am the stig.

 

[UltraDeth]

My back is hair free

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Tonight doesn't matter. Tomorrow night doesn't matter. The world has ended. We just don't know it yet.

 

[Agent Cross]

The best part of a subtitled movie in a foreign language is skipping back to know what was just said.

 

[Chorcon]

The cake

 

[UltraDeth]

I can play bass

 

[Agent Cross]

My ugly puppy looks so stompable right now.

 

[Headsprouter]

I am immune to pain.

 

[Rooster893]

I hate my cats.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I can't type with me eyes closed.

[small][sub]I can't believe I pulled that off with only one mistake[/sub][/small]

 

[MetaKnight670]

I eat kittens for breakfast.