Blatant Lies

[kailus13]

I am not watching the new Gravity Falls episode.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I've given up

 

[kailus13]

As have I!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not going to celebrate Canada day with my family. We're totally not going to a lake and camping like pros. That would be lame.

 

[kailus13]

I am aware of what Canada day is.

 

[Evil Smurf]

That's the day the Canadians invented maple syrup.

 

[Fijiman]

I didn't find several funny pictures of Cybermen and Daleks today.

 

[UltraDeth]

I taste like vomit

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Licks Ultra Death* Eww yep....

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I won't be afk for two days due to camping and Canada day!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sad Canada day!

Also Glastonbury is sucking up my television.

 

[UltraDeth]

My painis is on fire

 

[Evil Smurf]

I want to cum inside rainbow dash.

 

[UltraDeth]

I frequently violate copyright laws

 

[Rooster893]

I love dealing with trash talkers, especially when they're really good at the game.

Oh look at that, he teabagged! That's a universal sign of respect, don't you know. Not 4th grade immature bullshit, that's for sure.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't get my computer back today

 

[UltraDeth]

It's perfectly natural to give surprise butt sex to anyone

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hello we are the Arctic monkeys and we have come to file your insurance.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not regaining interest in anime and manga...