Blatant Lies

[Teoes]

I need to be told what is and is not ok for me to view/read/ingest.

 

[UltraDeth]

Warhammer 40,000 has terrible design

 

[KOMega]

There are no voices in my head.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't have Uni today.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't just mod a game.

 

[UltraDeth]

I wasn't woken up by a thunderstorm

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am good at writing.

 

[Teoes]

I am totally stoked that there's a crowd outside the office before 8.30am, literally drumming up enthusiasm for next year's Commonwealth Games. I can't feel it vibrating through the floor and don't think they should be handing out paracetamol instead of fucking balloons. /happyhappyjoyjoy

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am totally stoked that there's a crowd outside the office before 8.30am, literally drumming up enthusiasm for next year's Commonwealth Games. I can't feel it vibrating through the floor and don't think they should be handing out paracetamol instead of fucking balloons. /happyhappyjoyjoy

They are handing out blow up dolls?

 

[UltraDeth]

I love big public events

 

[Teoes]

I am totally stoked that there's a crowd outside the office before 8.30am, literally drumming up enthusiasm for next year's Commonwealth Games. I can't feel it vibrating through the floor and don't think they should be handing out paracetamol instead of fucking balloons. /happyhappyjoyjoy

They are handing out blow up dolls?

I.. understand that question perfectly. They were not drumming for a good couple of hours.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm really glad I slept through that thunderstorm. I didn't want to watch and listen to it at all.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am totally stoked that there's a crowd outside the office before 8.30am, literally drumming up enthusiasm for next year's Commonwealth Games. I can't feel it vibrating through the floor and don't think they should be handing out paracetamol instead of fucking balloons. /happyhappyjoyjoy

They had blow up dolls?

 

[Teoes]

I am totally stoked that there's a crowd outside the office before 8.30am, literally drumming up enthusiasm for next year's Commonwealth Games. I can't feel it vibrating through the floor and don't think they should be handing out paracetamol instead of fucking balloons. /happyhappyjoyjoy

They had blow up dolls?

Yes. They had blow-up dolls. They were handing them out whilst they weren't drumming.

 

[Rooster893]

I haven't had a good night's sleep.

This is not the first time that's happened this summer.

 

[Fijiman]

I have just been named king of the earth.

 

[Teoes]

I am Fijiman's devoted man-servant.

 

[UltraDeth]

I should try inhaling my farts through a hose

 

[Fijiman]

Minecraft is working properly right now. This makes me happy.
I'm not having trouble getting anything to load properly on my Xbox today. This makes me very happy.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't want to download Tekken Revolution.