Blatant Lies

[InfinityCubed]

Politicians are trustworthy.

 

[Rooster893]

My birthday is not happening soon.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I understand why do people get up before 9am.

 

[Evil Smurf]

My birthday is not happening soon.

don't invite me. Or do, I control your decisions after all.

 

[Rooster893]

I am probably doing something amazing on my birthday, so I'm inviting you.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I did not just eat cake.

Wait.. if the cake is a lie... and you're lying about not eating it.. that would me you did eat it.. but if it's a lie, you couldn't eat it.. but that would mean that you weren't lying about not eating it.. but.. I don't know what that means anymore.

OT: I don't enjoy eating cereal.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not just eat cake.

Wait.. if the cake is a lie... and you're lying about not eating it.. that would me you did eat it.. but if it's a lie, you couldn't eat it.. but that would mean that you weren't lying about not eating it.. but.. I don't know what that means anymore.

OT: I don't enjoy eating cereal.

it was not banana cake.

 

[InfinityCubed]

Superman returns was immaculate.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I might not play Dota 2 today.

 

[UltraDeth]

You can all tell what I had for breakfast

 

[Evil Smurf]

Custard?

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not up at 3am. I'm not going to bed.

 

[UltraDeth]

I have athlete's foot

 

[Roxas1359]

I wanna stay at work.
Definitely don't wanna go home.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I am not procrastinating at all.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, and I'm not sharing them. >

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not having lasagna for dinner tonight. This makes me unhappy; as lasagna is one of my least favorite foods.

 

[Roxas1359]

I will show you all just what I'm made of!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm going to beat the crap out of Nero for no good reason.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I love censorship so hard.