Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

I got fired because of a silly misunderstanding involving a small explosion.

Maybe, next time you won't smoke crack near the interns with jelled up hair.

 

[UltraDeth]

I would like to do weird things with vegetables to all of you

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm open to that idea. Whenever you're ready.

 

[UltraDeth]

My body is ready for any depraved act

 

[Fijiman]

I am going to nuke the internet.

 

[Headsprouter]

Nukes are very accurate and safe.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I sell nukes on the Black Market.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'm not trying to wrap up my work for some time away.

I'm not dreading tomorrow -.-

What's not happening today?

I didn't have to do a full day with a totally not shit manager. I didn't end up doing 15 minutes unpaid yet again because she's absolutely not a lazy ***** at all.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm so jelly.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I got to play Warframe today. I was happy.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I have played games today.

I haven't spent all day watching Secret Diary of a Call Girl.

 

[Nosirrah]

I was not the one who ate the biscuits, and they certainly didn't suffer as their heads were bitten off.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have played games today.

I haven't spent all day watching Secret Diary of a Call Girl.

I don't love Billie Piper, I've not been spending my spare time watching Sanctuary.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I was not the one who ate the biscuits, and they certainly didn't suffer as their heads were bitten off.

Your avatar is not amazing.

 

[UltraDeth]

I love inhaling my own stinky farts

 

[Dr.Susse]

Fart cupcakes for everyone!

 

[Teoes]

I'm not trying to wrap up my work for some time away.

I'm not dreading tomorrow -.-

What's not happening today?

I didn't have to do a full day with a totally not shit manager. I didn't end up doing 15 minutes unpaid yet again because she's absolutely not a lazy ***** at all.

I don't think you should make up for that by totally slacking off for 15 minutes some other day.

 

[UltraDeth]

I've always wanted to ty "Death by gay sex"

 

[Headsprouter]

Death in general sounds like a fun thing.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I don't love Billie Piper, I've not been spending my spare time watching Sanctuary.

I liked Billie Piper until I saw her in this.