Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I did not get drunk today.

Champagne is the best stuff to get drunk on.

 

[Teoes]

I didn't go out at lunchtime and spend £160 on booze. O.O

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I got enough sleep last night.

I haven't spent any money today.

 

[Rooster893]

Alice in Chains is an awful band.

I agree. Layne Staley is just the worst.

 

[Barbas]

I decided not to go for the GTX 770. It was little more than a waste, since I plan to buy a bicycle for Christmas and ramp that shit onto over parked cars.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't want a WiiU.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Alice in Chains is an awful band.

I agree. Layne Staley is just the worst.

"Head Creeps" is not stuck in my head.

 

[Rooster893]

People didn't visit my house today. It didn't belong to a great grandmother of one of the people.

 

[Barbas]

There is shortage of cheese in this house, which means that consequently, there is no reason for alarm.

 

[Rooster893]

I hate having a Reddit account.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Doom metal band is the name of my Sludge metal band.

 

[Barbas]

There are too many figs in this salad.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I got loads of sleep so I'm a good mood.

Today was pretty good and now I'm not bored at all.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not making a personal physical challenge to myself.

I didn't print out a bunch of pictures of people who inspire me for motivation.

 

[Barbas]

I'm not making a personal physical challenge to myself.

I didn't print out a bunch of pictures of people who inspire me for motivation.

Printing pictures of naked people and drawing moustaches on them is a great aid to concentration.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sky would never look here. XD

 

[sky14kemea]

Sky wouldn't get angry about being forced to go here.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sky wouldn't get angry about being forced to go here.

Sky will beat me in the corner with the crowbar again! NO, PLEASE MISSUS, NO! I'LL LET THE PUDDING DOWN.

 

[sky14kemea]

I am not currently finding out how much it would cost to ship angry chinchillas to Canada.