Blatant Lies

[Rooster893]

Today was a bad day for me! I hate it when normally strict people are forgiving of an infraction.

I also hate the fact that I am going to have a gay old time with my comrades this weekend!

HOORAY FOR PESSIMISM!

 

[Evil Smurf]

Pessimism is the name of my strip club.

 

[Barbas]

I am the chaplain at my local strip club.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Let's all go to the adornmentioned strip club.

 

[Fijiman]

I manage the yeti doorman at that club.

 

[Barbas]

The yeti doorman's name is Brian Triomino Seven.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This is the 30,000th post in this thread.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't make a Forum Game list this morning.

 

[Barbas]

They took my face!

 

[Barbas]

It goes best with peppermint, believe it or not.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You didn't commit the crime of double posting.

This is the worst multiple posting atrocity I've ever committed and it will never happen again.

 

[Fijiman]

I have been excessively active in the forum games lately.

 

[Barbas]

I think my Rattata is in the top ten percent of Rattatas.

 

[Barbas]

I know Morgan Freeman! He's a slag!

 

[Rooster893]

I am not tired, but I am not happy.

 

[Fijiman]

I play scary games.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It feels like we're only going backwards.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Help! I accidentally killed Morgan Freeman! Now I carry an inhuman level of guilt on me! D': *Sulks so much my tears turn into blood*

You're under arrest.

 

[Barbas]

The execution (by submachine gun) will be carried out by Joe Pesci.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Joe Pechi being code for Hugh Jackman