Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

Which is code for your mama.

 

[Barbas]

Hold on, we're getting a message from HQ about the staff party...

 

[FPLOON]

I'm an OG Toys-R-Us kid... living in an actual Toys-R-Us store...

 

[Barbas]

I know Gerald the Giraffe. He's in prison for doing some nasty shit.

 

[Dr.Susse]

He later reformed to be named Healthy Harold.

 

[Fijiman]

I am full of ice.

 

[Dr.Susse]

My 20,000th post will be an epic event.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I make a big deal out of my post milestones.

 

[Barbas]

I'll have you know, I used to be Dwight D. Eisenhower and I demand respect for that fact!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not in a conflict management class.

 

[Barbas]

I'm not in a conflict management class.

That's not worrying at all.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not in a conflict management class.

That's not worrying at all.

It isn't a part of the course I'm in, its just because I'm horrible with people.

 

[Barbas]

I'm not in a conflict management class.

That's not worrying at all.

It isn't a part of the course I'm in, its just because I'm horrible with people.

When I visited the land of the Canadians, they were all intensely horrible people, so that is something I can completely understand.

 

[Evil Smurf]

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY*

*Only if it's legal.

 

[Barbas]

Snoop Dogg came to my house once to try and stuff weed through my letterbox.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Testament is overrated.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have not bought a subwoofer to go with my my new speakers.

 

[Barbas]

I am a pirate and I pirate across the seas on my pirate boat.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I live in a pineapple under the sea.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am addicted to Lindsey Lohan