Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

Stained glass sucks.

 

[onapthanh]

I think that Everyone should prepare for the winter apocalypse

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Isn't considering blitzing his recording next week.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm going to tell you something now that may shock you. It may even cause a fair amount of distress so I beg you to take heed of what I'm about to say and to make sure that you are mentally prepared for this truth bomb that will drop like a kilo-tonne hammer down upon your unconscious semblance of thought.

I once drove to France in a submarine.

 

[FPLOON]

I once drove to France in a submarine.

My mind could not take that much information at once!

My head has just exploded back to sleep...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I once drove to France in a submarine.

My mind could not take that much information at once!

My head has just exploded back to sleep...

I may have sold your organs while you slept.

 

[Barbas]

I have seen the end of Sanic.

 

[FPLOON]

I once drove to France in a submarine.

My mind could not take that much information at once!

My head has just exploded back to sleep...

I may have sold your organs while you slept.

That would explain the second me in my tube who's name must be Steve...

 

[Teoes]

I'm gutted to be so bored at work I've had opportunity to revisit Forum Games.

 

[Barbas]

I did some work once. Hated it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Just sold all my games because I now have the most perfect game that all seem redundant now.

Flappy Bird.

 

[FPLOON]

This post, right here, is the only post you need in your life...

My work here is done...

 

[Living_Brain]

This Chicagoan winter hasn't snowed at all this year. It definitely hasn't been a combined total of 5 feet so far.

 

[Barbas]

This...this is no ordinary mug.

 

[thesilentman]

I am ready to work this weekend.

 

[Barbas]

I am ready to work this weekend.

I'm not working tonight. One of my co-workers was banned from their local zoo for encouraging disruptive behaviour in the monkey house.

 

[Axmak]

I am actually the revived spirit of King Ramses.

Gimme all yo slabs.

 

[Fijiman]

I am in need of new legs. Preferably prechewed.

 

[Barbas]

I am in need of new legs. Preferably prechewed.

I have these things. I only accept Mentos as payment. The purple ones.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't give the FG group a bunch of member titles.