Blatant Lies

[Rabbitboy]

I am a member of the omniscient council that secretly rules the world.

 

[FPLOON]

I did not make plans to buy a Wii U...

 

[EilaliE]

I'm unable to access my Escapist-account.

 

[Barbas]

I may not be gone for some time.

 

[dalek sec]

I may not be gone for some time.

You won't be missed.

 

[Headsprouter]

Retail is fun.

 

[FPLOON]

Retail is fun.

Retail is love.

 

[Fijiman]

Retail is fun.

Retail is love.

Retail is Shrek.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Retail is fun.

Retail is love.

Retail is Shrek.

Shrek is my wife.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Retail is fun.

Retail is love.

Retail is Shrek.

Shrek is my wife.

"That's not my wife, that's my dinner!" Chuckled the man in the pink suit.

 

[Fijiman]

Would someone get the door? A man named Fred is there.

 

[Rabbitboy]

For the last time, I am not the one who farted!

 

[PiPPUMAX]

I HATE LATTE!

 

[GodofDisaster]

Note: Before I lie this is a Akame ga Kill Episode 19 spoiler, but I just got to get it out.

Spoiler

This hateful *****'s death wasn't one of the most satisfying moments, in this show, and the best part definitely wasn't when she started crying. I felt a lot of remorse for her.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Love is good.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not very excited for Supernatural.

 

[FPLOON]

Retail is fun.

Retail is love.

Retail is Shrek.

Shrek is my wife.

My wife's a donkey!

Love is good.

That's a great analogy...

 

[Fijiman]

Nobody should do the Macarena.

 

[Barbas]

I HATE LATTE!

Lamps and painting make me sick to my ass!

 

[FPLOON]

I don't calls it like I sees it on TV... (It ruins the magic of surplus...)