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Honestly, how big a joke IS that game? Wall-to-wall terrible. They took all the best elements of all the best shooters from the past 15 years and quarter-assed them.
 

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The game looked terrible when I saw the first trailer. It looked worse when I saw the developers commentary. And it played even worse than that.

I'm amazed. On the plus side it's not as bad as Duke Nukem Forever. So at least they have that small success.

"Not quite as bad as Duke Nukem Forever." It has a nice ring to it.
 

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Janus Vesta said:
"Not quite as bad as Duke Nukem Forever." It has a nice ring to it.
When I go into Law, I'm having that put on my business cards.

"Not quite as bad as Duke Nukem Forever".

OT: I've not heard good things about it, no. But I've not yet played it.
 

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RhombusHatesYou said:
CM156 said:
Janus Vesta said:
"Not quite as bad as Duke Nukem Forever." It has a nice ring to it.
When I go into Law, I'm having that put on my business cards.

"Not quite as bad as Duke Nukem Forever".
Could also be useful in closing statements.
I want to go into Workmen's comp law, so I can imagine something like this:

"Sure, my clients may have created a unsafe workplace in order to cut cost. But at least they are not quite as bad as Duke Nukem Forever!"
 

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Janus Vesta said:
The game looked terrible when I saw the first trailer. It looked worse when I saw the developers commentary. And it played even worse than that.
No game is perfect, but I have to wonder what's going through a dev teams head when they look at their finished product. I mean, I'm sure they put in a lot of time and effort, but there's no way the have the same skewed perceptions as might a parent when seeing their child underperformed. They HAVE to have look at this game and said: "We screwed the pooch, people; this $#!t sucks." But then to release a DEMO for it?!? If ever a game cried out NOT to be previewed it was this one. As bad as it sounds on this end of things, they'd probably make so much more money forcing people to buy/rent it sight-unseen. They shot themselves in the foot out the gate with this garbage game, then shot themselevs in the OTHER foot whilst limping to the hostpital by releasing a demo.
 

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I don't think anyone was hyped for this game; it brings literally nothing new to the table.
 

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With the heritage of the development team, having created Black (a.k.a. Gun porn on a DVD)I would have expected much more of a spectacle and certainly something more impressive sounding than this generic tripe
 

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It's just you, SEVERELY just you. If you're just looking at still shots, download the demo. It's a house of cards held together with technicolor Elmers glue only allowed to set for three minutes, a hot fnck!ng mess.