Bodyguards

[foo5611]

Me.

I have never let harm come to a person near me.
It's not in my nature.

 

[Fatalis67]

Chuck Norris. Don't say he wasn't in a game, he is everywhere.

 

[BardSeed]

Urdnot Wrex from Mass Effect.

 

[Ripshot]

I guess I would have to go with the whole group from TF2. That way I would have a whole group of trained people with different skills to help keep me safe.

The TF2 gang is a little off in the head, so you might want to watch where you step

also, probably Raz or Okami (a psychonaut or a goddess, either would do for me)

 

[fluffylandmine]

Chuck Norris. Don't say he wasn't in a game, he is everywhere.

who do you think runs the show for RTSs, Chuck Norris causes epic wars for slight entertainment

Oh and I would say...well if things come down to the possibiltity of just one or a few nonexistint people/monsters/a wtf do you call that thing, than why isn't there the possibility for you to have them all?

 

[Jamash]

Niko Bellic.

He's pretty handy with his fists & good in a fire fight.
He's a good(?) driver.
He'll never let you come to any harm, (even if you do get killed he'll just keep re-loading & try to save you again until successful).
He's polite and well mannered (except to bad guys, which is the best way for a bodyguard.

Best of all, whenever you're bored you just be able to phone him up and go bowling, drinking etc. Shit he'll probably do anything you ask no matter how menial, like pick up & return some library books or go to the shops for you, as long as you phone him up and make it sound like a mission.