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How about a game where you play as a reporter investigating high-city corruption, and in the middle of the investigation, some thugs kidnap your character (who is customizable) say something like "Regards from the mayor" or something, and execute you. However, you are saved by a scientist who uses a new procedure to insert nanobots into you, giving you increased senses, a relatively powerful regeneration rate, and the ability to wirelessly interact with any electronics. Your character than uses the new-found abilities to take down the corruption.
Edit: I want to point out that in my storyline, you go after the mayor, who gives you a name, then you go to that person, who gives you another name, etc., until you eventually reach the White House.
Edit: I want to point out that in my storyline, you go after the mayor, who gives you a name, then you go to that person, who gives you another name, etc., until you eventually reach the White House.
I'd like to see a game with Warner Bros. cartoon physics. I don't really care what the objective is, whether it's collecting McGuffins or rescuing random royalty or catching a wascally wabbit, although it seems to me platform elements would be a natural. Anvils, catapults, painting doors on the sides of walls, making your enemy's gun pop our a little flag that says "Bang!" instead of bullets, Acme everything, if you fall off a platform or get an anvil dropped on you, you are flat until you can find some way to blow yourself back up again. In fact, I think The Matrix could have been a better movie with a bit of that. Why can I BELIEVE myself into leaping tall buildings in a single bound, but I can't believe Agent Smith's gun into popping out bouquets of daisies? Omigod, I've been shot! Wait, that red stuff all over my chest...raspberry sauce???
EDIT: OK, so here's the game I'd play. The levels are different action movies like Die Hard and Terminator and Bullitt, but you are Bugs Bunny, escaped from the Warner Brothers animation studios, running through these movies, fighting your way through the big action sequences, but with your cartoon abilities intact, to rescue Chuck Jones [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Jones]. At least one Boss would have to be defeated by dressing in drag and flirting with him until he falls into whatever Rube Goldberg trap you set up.
EDIT: OK, so here's the game I'd play. The levels are different action movies like Die Hard and Terminator and Bullitt, but you are Bugs Bunny, escaped from the Warner Brothers animation studios, running through these movies, fighting your way through the big action sequences, but with your cartoon abilities intact, to rescue Chuck Jones [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Jones]. At least one Boss would have to be defeated by dressing in drag and flirting with him until he falls into whatever Rube Goldberg trap you set up.
Without opinion, I may add. Thank you, regardless.
My Zero G idea would take place nowandays. Like, 20 minutes into the Future kind of Sci-Fi.Sylocat post=9.54393.391824 said:
I would so buy that game.entropy3ko post=9.54393.390376 said:I got another idea. A very stupid one, but still?
******Zero Punctuation ? The Game*******
A game with different gameplays/minigames:
?Review?: Basically button matching á la DDR or Guitar Hero but with Yahtzee reviews
?3D Up The Aarse?: First person shooter where you play as Yahtzee (being the only 2d character, looking just like in the videos, in a fully 3d world). Here you got to shoot the annoying people who either blight you with hate mail, requests or overly verbose praise mail. Here you will have both useful and pants-on-head ones
?Charismatic Stallion?: The Italian Stallion is replaces by the truly Charismatic one. Kick the ass of several enemies (console ?tards, PC Gamers, other (fictional) Reviewers, people who mail him, etc? ) boxing-game style
?Callipygian Superman?: RPG where you must fid out who spasm your damn e-mail blighting you. It has a moral choice: you can either do the quests or tell them to f*ck off with a witty remark. Three different endings:
-You realize you completed all (or most of) the quests and the main quest discovering you are a RPG-nerd and go cry in a corner (Good Ending)
-You do NOT complete the quests telling people to buzz off, just the bloody Main Quest to get over it and then become a giant Godzilla-like monster and destroy the city (Evil Ending)
- The third ending is a choice you can do anytime in the game: forget about the bloody quests and go have sex with girls (no Mass Erect)
?Stonkin? Great Tits?: Action adventure game, suggested by Yahtzee himself at the end of his Tomb Raider review. He becomes a Chef teamed up with a lizard with a fez and has to save his large boozom girlfriend from mummies.
?Toilet Paper Punctuation?: Basically a platformer looking like Paper Mario? with Yahtzee, stomping the in colorful psychedelic levels (seizures guaranteed)
?Yahtzee?: yes a digital version of the dice game itself.
Of course during the game Yahtzee will continue to make comments about the bad gameplay, story, etc.. and about how much you suck at it LOL.
After competing all the mini-games you get a simple message:
?Congratulation fro spending several hours beating this game instead of having sex with girls. Now leave me alone?
And as a bonus after the credits a review by Yahtzee over ?Zero Punctuation ? The Game?
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Ok Ok? I am crazyAnyway his reviews are so funny he should deserve a game
?Scuze Me I'll go kill myself...
I have many ideas for games, and now I am gonna think of one.
*Thinks for about four hours*
An RPG/Adventure/Rhythm game.
You are a Rock band in a middle ages setting. You start as a garage band, playing in your local town, and leaving your small town to go play in bigger concerts in your country, and eventually moving to other countries to play.
'Sounds like Rock Band/Guitar Hero' you may say.
But here's what makes it different. Every time you go to a new concert, you must travel there. This is the RPG/Adventure part. You travel through dungeons, through woods, and through many other places to get to your next concert.
In every new city, you can buy new instruments, potions and such.
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OK, may not be THAT good, but I think it's cool...