Boob Job Creme on sale tommorrow

[MatParker116]

http://swns.com/bust-what-the-doctor-ordered-boob-job-cream-launched-301253.html

It is real:
http://www.rodial.co.uk/product/bodycare/boob-job/207

I can't help but laugh and approve at the same.

 

[delet]

So many puns, so little time...

Reminds me of the fact that those 'male enhancement' commercials are now catching on to the fact that length isn't the only most important factor. I saw a 'width enhancement' commercial just the other day...

 

[dex-dex]

hahahahaha!

interesting. i may want to purchase some.

also going up 2.5 cm means going up a cup size I CAN FINALLY BECOME A D CUP!!!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Must be fun to watch bing applied.

Sounds bogus though.

has to be asked: have they solved the big hands problem ?

Wear plastic gloves?

 

[bak00777]

interesting, very interesting....

 

[Queen Michael]

What a wonderful invention!
[small]Oh, come on; somebody had to say it.[/small]

 

[moe19911]

has to be asked: have they solved the big hands problem ?

hahaha, common side effects include breast hands!!!

 

[Imp Poster]

How long is it going to take before some guy gets curious enough to rub some on his privates to see if it works on men as well..

 

[Quaxar]

Let's start this with a quote from the text
A spokesman for Rodial said: "We are extremely proud of the 'boob job'. It will revolutionise thousands of women's lives."

Now I don't want to ruin this invention, but... 56 years, really? So you will have to be around 80 to get the full potential? Wow, this will give us a lot of sexy grannys. Just in time for my retirement!

 

[Vrach]

How long is it going to take before some guy gets curious enough to rub some on his privates to see if it works on men as well..

Well knowing Yahtzee's love for waterslides, if ZP's suddenly stop we'll know what happened... day in day out automammary performance

56 years, really?

Days mate.

OT: Hilarious, but honestly awesome invention. Seeing how many women risk lives (and healthy bussoms at the hands of quacks) with plastic surgery, this seems like a lot safer alternative. Assuming it doesn't have nasty side effects that is, which I am somewhat worried about though, a drug fucking with fat cells doesn't really seem harmless.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

How long is it going to take before some guy gets curious enough to rub some on his privates to see if it works on men as well..

Pay me a tenner and provide the lotion and i'll donate my body to escapist science program or ESP =D

 

[DustyDrB]

On one hand, it's superficial and a little sad that women would pay just for a half cup size.

On the other hand, I'm a big boob fan and honestly approve.

 

[Quaxar]

56 years, really?

Days mate.

That makes sense... but I assure you I read years. More than once. Very strange, very strange indeed.