BOOBS OF STEEL

[Cheery Lunatic]

No that isn't a metaphor.
This woman has to have steel in those boobs to even pull shit like this off.

HOW DO YOU BREAK A BAT WITH YOUR BOOBS. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I thought Germany was pretty normal, wat.

Discuss:
weird shit (videos would be nice)

 

[Spookimitsu]

Words cannot properly describe the WAT


I'm shamed to admit I failed to catch the name of this woman

 

[Turigamot]

Germany? Normal? You have a lot to learn.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Germany... Superior!

Careful. The last time a lot of people said that... well...

OT: Wow. Just. Wow

 

[NuclearOsprey]

what the fuck that was fucking awesome

 

[Saelune]

That girl on the panal...now she knows what guys go through when they see others get kicked in the nuts.

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

I don't claim to speak for my entire gender here, but I can't say I've ever looked down at my boobs and gone, "Huh. I wonder if I can break a watermelon with these." I mean... really. How did she even discover this... "talent?"

 

[Squirrel1328]

O.0


that is all

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Holy God, I thought that watermelon was a bowling ball at first.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

I don't claim to speak for my entire gender here, but I can't say I've ever looked down at my boobs and gone, "Huh. I wonder if I can break a watermelon with these." I mean... really. How did she even discover this... "talent?"

Must've fallen face forward on something while walking and then had it broke.
AND THEN SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

Cuz she realized she could go on a talent show for it.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Ok, at first I was thinking that they weren't her boobs she was using, but they did sorta check, ish.

On the other hand, a guy can easily break a baseball bat by hitting it with his penis, so it doesn't sound that far fetched. [small]If he supplies the bat, which isn't checked by anyone else, of course.[/small]

 

[cuppajoe1687]

HELL YES!!!! that was awesome! Thank you so much for posting this.

 

[Reincarnatedwolfgod]

what the hell... how does that even work and why would someone want boobs that big to began with.

 

[Drakmeire]

I thought we were talking about tvtropes.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoobsOfSteel
I am now upset.
I've seen her on TV before, those things must be bruised and callus beyond recondition.
also Wow that was a douchy audience

 

[Onoto]

Am I the only who thinks it's practically a crime to treat breasts, God's finest creations, in such a fashion? Though, damn, she's got stage presence.

 

[ACman]

Am I the only one to be thinking that she needs to be a character in a Capcom fighting game?

I'd totally play as "giant breasted kung-fu boob lady."

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Is it silicone? If so, it would explain why she can't feel it.

 

[Sprinal]

I have to say that OUCH that should hurt.

But really those had to be filled not just with Silicon but probably lead.

I can not even imagine trying to run with those. (mostly because I am male but still)