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Everything is wrong with this.
That said, it was completely hilarious. I particularly liked the faces that the black guy on the panel was making. Seriously, every time it cut to him, there was a brand new expression of horror on his face.
Everything is wrong with this.
That said, it was completely hilarious. I particularly liked the faces that the black guy on the panel was making. Seriously, every time it cut to him, there was a brand new expression of horror on his face.
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OK. The boobs aren't really all that strange to me, for two reasons: I've worked with physically and mentally deformed people, and I've seen a work of pornography before. It's weird, but those aren't nice tits, any more than she has a nice face or, if her performance is telling, a nice personality. So it's not terribly compelling. Beyond that, here are my 2 thoughts:Cheery Lunatic said:
You thought that Germany was pretty normal, wat. No. You were wrong. Germany has a rich culture and a very cool language, interesting architecture, fantastic food and beer. It also has some oddball quirks. Germany is far from "pretty normal." Comedian Mike Meyers used to be on this German TV show where he'd electrocute an elderly woman every time a contestant answered a question incorrectly. I'm not kidding. And have you not seen Run Lola Run? Germany is weird.
Apparently shit post-techno autotune muzak is popular the world over.
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I keep seeing people say that should hurt, but biologically speaking, while women feel pain faster, they typically have a higher pain tolerance than men. Also, I have no clue but I would think breast tissue aside from around the areola would be less likely to feel pain and such.ivansnick said:
Its no different than a football star, or a ballerina (btw, did you know ballet is one of the most painful arts in the world as the big toe was not designed to have that much weight on it?) except its with her... well, to be blunt... boobs.
OT: I have a mix of shock and awe, and feel that if her and chuck norris had a child, it would be able to open up the real-world console and give itself wallhacks because its just that awesome.
You just reminded me of a Ninja Turtle fighting game on the Super Nintendo that had a female character who fought by literally throwing her butt into her opponent.ACman said:
you call that a Juggernaught?Caramel Frappe said:. .. .. ..
This was my exact response through the whole video.
Must say though.. am shocked, impressed, and literally speechless.
you are weak
the picture is in the spoiler because it could be seen as a little sexual [but she is wearing clothing]
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
her name is Chelsea Charms
her name is Chelsea Charms
First off, you have to realize each individual bean bag on her chest has to weigh 10-15 pounds AT MINIMUM. For a bit of reference, Google Macromastia - a semi-rare disease that causes massive (and often wholly grotesque, FAR beyond what hers must look like when she takes her bra off) growth of breast tissue. Typically, these women's breasts can weigh as much as 6-10 pounds each, AND THERE'S ONLY PURE HUMAN TISSUE IN THEM. This is pure assumption, mind, but I gotta figure silicon weighs slightly more than regular breast tissue, so to inject that much would probably cause her breasts to weigh a fair amount, as she says in the clip. So..well, aside from that, think about how much force is REALLY needed to break most of the stuff she broke - aluminum cans, some "karate" tiles, and possibly a very ripe watermelon. Even the bat could be broken with relatively little weight if enough force is put behind it.Reincarnatedwolfgod said:
As for the "Why," well, believe it or not, some women dig it. I know it may seem like women with breasts larger than watermelons might be a purely-male-sexist-pig of a dream, but there are some women who want to have a pair they can be proud of, and their definition of "proud of" goes well beyond the norm. I've seen news postings of dozens of women who have gotten thousands upon thousands of CC's of Silicon injected into their breasts, who actually want to keep doing it, and will often go out of the country in order to do so. It's not even that hard to find some of these girls; at least a couple frequent DeviantArt of all places, and post their "progression" from flat-chested to full-figured for the world to see.
I was pretty much thinking the same thing... Even punching a baseball bat, tiles, or a watermelon hurts, and I've heard that breasts are somewhat more sensitive.Blore said:
Hahahaha, her reaction was priceless.Saelune said:
I think she said they're fake at the end of the video, in which case, I'd have to ask WHY for the love of god would anyone do that to themselves.
What the fuuuuu.
This is why I kinda prefer smaller chested women....
Awesome way to win bar bets, though!
This is why I kinda prefer smaller chested women....
Awesome way to win bar bets, though!