Boobs save lives!

[RatRace123]

Well, from experience I know that we humans can turn debilitating pain into incredible relief thanks to those old' endorphins.

That feeling is super awesome. Huge shame we can't just turn it on at will.

 

[Ljs1121]

I can honestly say that without the presence of breasts as an infant I might have starved to death.

They save lives, people.

 

[AngloDoom]

today while I was looking for porn looking at my facebook news feed I saw a story about giant boobs a woman who's only emotional security saved her life. This made me wonder, what else can the human body do?

Remember guys, I don't want this thread locked, play nice

Actually, I had an ex-girlfriend who had a lesser version of the same experience. She was trying to learn to skateboard, went a bit too fast downhill, then fell forward face-first toward the concrete when her boobs flew up in her face and airbagged her to a pair of bruised and slightly grazed boobs, but an unsmushed face.

Then again, her boobs were also used for evil purposes, like coming out of the shower and 'dropping' them on my head when I wasn't looking and accidentally pulling my neck. It was the weirdest way I've been injured, and I wasn't entirely sure what to say to my manager at work when I was walking around with my head at a weird angle.


EDIT-

funny thing about huge boobs in my experience if you ever actually do get your hands on them...eh let me rephrase that...if you ever seriously go out with a girl with huge boobs the novelty soon wears off and the practical hassles they cause like:

middle of the night *SHREEEEECK* "YOU'RE LYING ON MY BOOB!!!!"
"no we can't do it that way because of my boobs..."
"no i can't do that because of my boobs."
plus the pain and discomfort they cause someone you hopefully care about.

all adds up and kinda puts you off them.

my 1st serious GF had (natural) 48DDs. i went out with her from 13 to 26.
in my own estimation i've been pretty much "immune to boobs" ever since.

Also, this. Pretty much all of this. There were some things that were improved upon in the bedroom on account of that girlfriend having giant boobs (and they were pretty awesome), but for the most part it was pretty inconvenient for her and me. FF breasts were just...unreasonable.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I can honestly say that without the presence of breasts as an infant I might have starved to death.

They save lives, people.

amen brother

 

[viranimus]

Seems like an over exaggeration. Look at the damage on the Mustang, it was predominantly on the passenger side, and not all that bad. Basically it seems like a female who has made a life of getting attention for people staring at her tits, using her accident to draw more focus on her tits.

 

[Pyro Paul]

What the actual fuck is going on in that gif?

I dunno. It was just a random gif I found, without description or context.

It is from '1000 ways to die'

It is a recreation of a true story where a Russian womans breast implants exploded on a plane.

They exploded because the place where she got the operation cut corners and used sub-standard materials. when the plane started to rise in altitude air bubbles formed inside the implants until they expanded to the point of bursting.

Normal breast implants don't do this as the Saline solution and Silicon gel are devoid of air before they are put into your body thus air bubbles would not form during any sort of pressure change.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

38KKK? I thought the scale only went up to DD... Fuck...

Anyhoo... The human body is pretty cool. I watched a documentary about the S.A.S in which one of the soldiers cot shot in the cheek and shin but he continued running and loaded a sort-of cannon thing that is usually a 3 man job... He did get killed quite quickly after he fired the first round from the artillery though...

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

Milkbags, mammaries, boobs, bazongas, ballistics, funbags, breasts, chesticles

STONKING GREAT TITS

 

[FamoFunk]

How the fuck did they not explode?

 

[Goofguy]

On the one hand, it's great that her boobs saved her life. A "lesser" woman might have been killed. On the other hand, damn those look grotesque... kind of disgusting, really.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Milkbags, mammaries, boobs, bazongas, ballistics, funbags, breasts, chesticles

STONKING GREAT TITS

Now in GIF form!

Well, congrats to the woman and her cans, I suppose.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Milkbags, mammaries, boobs, bazongas, ballistics, funbags, breasts, chesticles

STONKING GREAT TITS

Now in GIF form!

Well, congrats to the woman and her cans, I suppose.

breast gif ever