Yes! Someone else has read that book! What a great novel, better than 1984 in my eyes (but not much better. 1984 was incredible too). I hate that no one else has read this book, though.Datalord said:
Whoever made you should have been cursified on a cross of fire!Bhaalspawn said:I had to read Twilight in 9th grade. God, what an awful, awful book.
Your school assigned you Twilight? What the hell did your school see in that book?Bhaalspawn said:I had to read Twilight in 9th grade. God, what an awful, awful book.
Why would any teacher do that?! The mere thought makes me want to run outside, find them, punch them in the face, realize that I have no idea who or where they are, come back here to find out, apologize to the random person I had punched in a Twilight-induced fury, find the teacher and punch them in the face.Bhaalspawn said:I had to read Twilight in 9th grade. God, what an awful, awful book.
Not appropriate? We read Slaughter House Five when I was in 11th grade.Datalord said:Ok, so in English Class at my school we have required reading books, pretty standard, but the books we have to read suck more than Monica Lewinsky.
Right now we have Watership Down, the Scarlet Letter, and Autobiography of a Face.
I suggested 1984,Animal Farm, We, and a few other books, but the teachers and administration said the books were not appropriate for high schoolers.
I'll join you. Time to kill a teacher!L1250 said:I've actually been assigned some really great books in high school. Last year I read The Odyssey (We were only given a crappy set of heavily abridged packets, so I just used my own 500-ish page version (Somehow, I was still weeks ahead of the class)), Fahrenheit 451, Animal Farm, To Kill a Mockingbird, and a few others. Just about every one of my classmates hated all of them. For an idea of their taste in books, they all loved Twilight.Why would any teacher do that?! The mere thought makes me want to run outside, find them, punch them in the face, realize that I have no idea who or where they are, come back here to find out, apologize to the random person I had punched in a Twilight-induced fury, find the teacher and punch them in the face.Bhaalspawn said:I had to read Twilight in 9th grade. God, what an awful, awful book.
Honestly, why would any teacher assign Twilight to read?! The only reason I can think of is as an aide for an upcoming essay on god-awful books.
In my experience most High School students are totally devoid of literary taste.L1250 said:I've actually been assigned some really great books in high school. Last year I read The Odyssey (We were only given a crappy set of heavily abridged packets, so I just used my own 500-ish page version (Somehow, I was still weeks ahead of the class)), Fahrenheit 451, Animal Farm, To Kill a Mockingbird, and a few others. Just about every one of my classmates hated all of them. For an idea of their taste in books, they all loved Twilight.Why would any teacher do that?! The mere thought makes me want to run outside, find them, punch them in the face, realize that I have no idea who or where they are, come back here to find out, apologize to the random person I had punched in a Twilight-induced fury, find the teacher and punch them in the face.Bhaalspawn said:I had to read Twilight in 9th grade. God, what an awful, awful book.
Honestly, why would any teacher assign Twilight to read?! The only reason I can think of is as an aide for an upcoming essay on god-awful books.
I'll get the torches and copies of Dracula (Do not mix. We only do that to bad books).Fniff said:I'll join you. Time to kill a teacher!
I struggle to find a better mark of appreciation for awesome posts like this other than good old faithful and completely accurate in this case 'LOL XD'Jedamethis said:Curse my adolescence, I read that as 'Boobs that do and don't suck'
Glasgow vs Edinborough? I don't understand that rivalry.Megacherv said:The Weegies vs. Edinbuggers/Edingbuggers vs. Weegies series, and the Flanimals series. Love those books.