Books You Want Horribly Destroyed.

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Blind Sight

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The title pretty much explains the thread, name some books that were just so bad that you want them to be eliminated.

This mostly comes as a response to the Outliers: The Story of Success, a new book gaining alot of praise. The author, Malcolm Gladwell, basically argues that factors such as what time of the year you were born can determine how successful you are in some fields. I hate this book with a passion, mostly because it acts like what I call faux academia,where an author pretends to use scientific data to back up their claims, when in reality all they're using is broad statistics that they can use to make themselves appear right. Gladwell just dumbs down a ton of sociology in order to come to his conclusions, and what drives me nuts is that people are actually going along with his ideas, despite the fact that they have no real evidence behind them. Also, this might make me sound like a university elitist, but if you claim all the shit he does in the Outliers, I expect a fifty or sixty page bibliography at the end. Most editions of the Outliers don't have any pages devoted to references.

So what books do you want thrown on the burning pile?

EDIT: Because satire is hard to convey on the internet, let me make it clear that I'm not saying we should go out and start burning books we hate. This is more a discussion on terrible books then anything else, so please, no more quoting and empty moralizing on how 'burning books is anti-intellectual and wrong, blah blah blah.'
 

bak00777

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Sylas Marner, good awful book i had to read for English in my Senior year of high school. At one point the author goes through 3 pages without starting a new paragraph. I cant even tell you what it is about, because it was rly ryl bad so i didnt read it all.

Also Twilight, fucking garbage.
 

Azure-Supernova

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I want to say the Bible... but the bible saved me once when a free mini-bibe I got at school came in handy as fuel for a fire on a cold camp night.

Ummmm... Eclipse. It's easily the worst out of the Twilight saga...
 

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There are a number of books I dislike (Moby Dick, for example), but none that I would like to see burn. People have every right to partake of whatever ideas, stories, theories, etc. they like; even if I despise the material -- who am I to destroy that? I'm secure enough in my beliefs and tastes to allow the rest to exist.
 

Blind Sight

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Azure-Supernova said:
I want to say the Bible... but the bible saved me once when a free mini-bibe I got at school came in handy as fuel for a fire on a cold camp night.
Yet another piece of 'non-fiction' that I'd like to see have a massive-ass bibliography in the back just to explain how they got to their conclusions. Course, it'd probably look something like this:

Works Cited:
1. God
 

theComposer

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Blind Sight said:
So what books do you want thrown on the burning pile?
None. No matter how bad the book or evil/stupid the author, I would never advocate the burning of any book. To destroy ideas for any reason is fundamentally wrong. If you dislike a book, write a critical review or satirize it, but don't burn it. You don't kill someone because they have a different opinion that you.
 

Blind Sight

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Furburt said:
Well, I believe that destroying books is a true sign of an intellectually stunted culture, but that's just me.
We're talking fictional destruction here, not limiting freedom of speech, mostly just a way to rant at the terrible, terrible literature we have to sit through.
 

Zyst

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It isn?t about burning paper and card: it?s about eradicating ideas, which is why Heinrich Heine was once moved to comment, ?Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings.?

Hitler proved with his own book-burning shenanigans; once you have destroyed one vessel of an idea, you soon move on to destroy another.

Ideas don?t die with books, they die with people; so if it?s an idea you want to kill, eventually you?ll have to commit murder.
 

Blind Sight

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jwien001 said:
Blind Sight said:
So what books do you want thrown on the burning pile?
None. No matter how bad the book or evil/stupid the author, I would never advocate the burning of any book. To destroy ideas for any reason is fundamentally wrong. If you dislike a book, write a critical review or satirize it, but don't burn it. You don't kill someone because they have a different opinion that you.
Please see above comment about it being 'fictional destruction', I obviously wasn't clear enough in my first post.
 

Magicman10893

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Twilight. Also, I want to destroy To Kill A Mocking Bird mostly because of the movie. The movie was so annoying I now despise the book.
 

bak00777

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Haseo21 said:
Cathcer in the Rye, that book sucked like hell.
i liked it except how he called everyone a phony, It was one of the few books i enjoyed from my english classes in high school.
 

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Haseo21 said:
Cathcer in the Rye, that book sucked like hell.
Good book, Honestly sorry you didn't get the deeper meaning behind it all.

Like near the End where Holden is watching his sister on the merry go round and turns his hat forward to show he's finally moving forward in life. You see the whole book he had it on backwards, showing he'd been living in the past in his life since his brother died(also it was a red hat like his brothers hair)and at the end he realized he needed to move on and live anew and grow and change. Things he previously did not want to do due to his own immaturity.

J.D. Salinger was a great thinker and writer
 

nub the samurai

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bak00777 said:
Sylas Marner, good awful book i had to read for English in my Senior year of high school. At one point the author goes through 3 pages without starting a new paragraph. I cant even tell you what it is about, because it was rly ryl bad so i didnt read it all.

Also Twilight, fucking garbage.
I had to read Silas Marner also like 7 or 8 months ago for school. Read half of it, spark noted the rest, just couldn't take that boring piece of shit anymore.
 

BlindTom

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None of them. It's really upset me that this thread contains cretins willing to go along with this. Hopefully they are 12 and will outgrow this shit.