Boom! you wake up in your favourite game, what do you do?

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Lullabye

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atombeast707 said:
wait, am i the main character? because then i would be kratos... and i would get stabbed in the chest by zues... fuck.
But you get to bang Aphrodite!

AS for me? Well my favorite game is Tekken so........get my ass kicked by Jin?
 

atombeast707

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Lullabye said:
atombeast707 said:
wait, am i the main character? because then i would be kratos... and i would get stabbed in the chest by zues... fuck.
But you get to bang Aphrodite!

AS for me? Well my favorite game is Tekken so........get my ass kicked by Jin?
and i get to have multiple threesomes ;) oh and lets not forget i would be the biggest badass the world has ever seen...
 

Chase Yojimbo

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I would instantly kill the main character and take over, regardless of the game at hand... Though, i wouldn't mind being in a world filled with magic and such *final fantasy 6/7* I would probebly become a powerful mercenary, going from place to place, helping people with problems in trade for gold and items... And i would have a sword... wenches... mmmm... moving on.
 

emeraldrafael

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Either pull out my trusty pokeball with my vaporeon in it if its my fav handheld.
OR
Immediately run to the violet room, get my talk from Igor and sign the contract, then get my Evoker and Sol balde to go knock that ***** NYX down a notch.
 

Blueruler182

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If I woke up as the Master Chief I'd kind of have to fight. Either fight or humanity dies. I mean, that armor would rust at the crotch by the end, but still...

EDIT: If I wake up as a marine I'm staying on Earth. They're the only marines that fucking lived, and I get to meet the cast of Firefly!
 

Gunner 51

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Jato Jay said:
This could go a few ways. I would probably be a RAcast and make it with some hot RAcaseals.

But alternatively, if my favorite game were FFXIII (It's not) I would make it with Vanille (She bang, she bang), or it would be Tomb Raider because I'm guessing it's stupid easy to convince Lara Croft to go on a sexcapade when she's about to face certain death trying to recover artifacts from power-hungry super villains, or I'd find clever ways to help Officer Brea relax after destroying Eve, OR I'd be in Wonderland helping Alice relax after killing a Jabberwocky with the Eyestaff.

You know what? Scratch the rest, I'd be sweeping Alice off her feet with an Ice Wand.
There used to be a lecturer at college who was a spitting image of Aya Brea. (She even wore the denim jacket and had the same haircut.) Needless to say - a lot of people fancied her.
 

Andalusa

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I'd wake up in AC2, I'd either help Leo out in his workshop or train to become an assassin.
 

Sacman

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I would get to seducing those 12 year old sexy cat girls... What?!
In all seriousness I would probably start freaking out and then load my last save...
 

Blemontea

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try to get my hands around the giant orbs that are the tree goddess' HUGE boobies, then grab a sword and go fight an imp or two.
 

TjoxYorro

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I probably get charged by a Barroth because i landed in Monster Hunter Tri.
So to answer your question: I'd run like hell!
 

Jedamethis

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Try to find somewhere to live in this post-apocalyptic wasteland...
I'd probably end up in Rivet City, because I tend to wander towards big things.
 

sniper9474

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run away from anything moving and learn russian, failing that speak perfect english with a russian accent, the zones no place for a brit
 

Megacherv

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Call for a medic, then hide using a cloak and dagger so I can sit in one place and never be seen.
 

Adde591

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I will wake up wonder why im wearing a green hat look up and piss myself looking at phantom ganon cuz im in Ocarina of time!!! HELL YHEA!!!
 

SeriousSquirrel

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I'd either join the 3rd Street saints becuase they saved my life, and kill anyone not wearing purple

or

I'd pick the Red Shell Kart as my vehicle, and the red koopa as my partner, and hop into the all cup tour to just dominate everyone year in and year out. Eventualy I'd retire as the winningest Double Dash racer in the mushroom kingdom, and become a tv personality on the Kingdom's number one sports show. Soon after I would be inducted into the Double Dash Hall of Fame, and be placed as #1 on just about every episode of "Double Dash: Top Ten"

or

Wake up on the Endar Spire as a smuggler hired by the Republic just before the Endar Spire just before take off,barely make it off the ship and become a jedi. I'd lead a loveable crew of characters around the galaxy and try to stop the Sith. I would also regret that I couldn't save Trask Ulgo from certain death on the Endar Spire