Boring Movie: The Movie

[Larmo]

Matrix :Revolution

The first one is gold and still a classic Si/Fi in my mind, the second one while not as good still entertained me in theaters (i was young so as long as stuff blew up i was ok). But the 3rd one actually PUT ME TO SLEEP in a crowded theater, i have never fell asleep in a theater before or after, so it will always be my go to bad movie.

 

[AKmontalvo]

Valkieri uuuggghhhhh soooooo sloooooow and booooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg
you dont have to explain to me that hilter was the leader of the nazis, i know
you dont have to explain to me that tom cruise was injured on a mission, the beginning had the flashback
you dont have to explain to me that tom cruise had a family, i see them
and you dont have to explain to me why getting caught is bad, i can figure it out for myself thank you

 

[Steppin Razor]

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

It's shit. It's very, very shit. It's so shit that I would rather take a power saw to myself and pour salt and lemon juice into the wounds than have to go through with watching it again. Another way of putting it is that Twilight is an award-winning masterpiece by comparison.

 

[LWS666]

the transformers movies spring to mind.

i watched those movies and i still wanted my money back after watching those.

i have never pirated anything and am a law abiding citizen.

I strongly suggest you edit your comment before a moderator gets here, admiting to piracy on these forums is against the code of conduct on this site.

what are you talking about, i never said anything about piracy.

>.>

 

[UnwishedGunz]

only 3 movies...

twilight

twilight 2

and twilight 3

(dragged to all 3 by my girlfriend >_>)

 

[krugerrand123]

Napoleon Dynamite,Valkrye,and where the wild things are.Also march of the penguins, even Morgan Freeman could not save that movie.

 

[UnwishedGunz]

i've seen your avatars eye from somewhere...i cant remember >:I what is it

 

[Koroviev]

The Ghost Writer. I tried to like it, I really did, and to it's credit, the beginning and end were fairly entertaining. However, merely having a good intro and a good last five or ten seconds does not a good movie make, as you are still left sitting there for some two hours staring at the blandest, most unlikable characters to ever disgrace a cinema.

 

[Thundero13]

The Sting is just boring an everyone talks way too fast for me to understand what's going on.

 

[feeback06]

The Village dragged for me, and so did the new Robin Hood.

 

[wammnebu]

Beowulf it was like if shrek 3 had naked men shouting their worst Leonidas impression, and writing so bad that you wish they would speak in Old English

 

[lacktheknack]

P.S.: Please no flaming someone for not liking a movie that you like. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they always stink.

Fix'd.

And movies that replace story with gore don't thrill or titillate me. They bore and disgust me. And no feeling is worse then bored disgust.

 

[DanielSPG]

I can't believen no one mentioned Avatar...

please dont tell me you all liked it

Also, although I understand every argument against 2001: A space oddysee, just for the sake of karma, I must say: there are people that still like it! (like me)

 

[LightOfDarkness]

Inglourious basterds.

Everyone at my school was raving about it as if it had led them to the promised land and gave them an iPhone 4. Before it was conceived. With a 100 year contract with unlimited everything that cost $0 per month and came with more money than you'd ever need for apps and gave you free pudding and blowjobs. The proceeded to give them each an ATI HD 9000 with a PSU of 2.1 jiggawatts, a tool-less masterpiece of innovation for a case, 10 HDDs with 10 TB of storage in each, Windows 1000 (Now with 400% less bugs and BSODing!) a motherboard that could hold 10 of those HD 9000 cards, a terabyte of RAM and a CPU from the future with 32 cores and 5GHz for each.

Yet it still woulddn't play Crysis.

 

[k-ossuburb]

I'm probably the only person here who actually likes the Twilight series. It's one of the greatest and most subtle comedies I've ever seen. I haven't seen a single one of those movies that didn't make me laugh my ass off on at least one occasion. Why don't people like them? They're hilarious.

OT: If you want a boring movie then I'm inclined to go with Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End. Don't get me wrong, I like the Pirates series, but A.W.E. was dreadfully dull. All it was was talking, talking, talking. Very little action ever occurred and when it did finally occur it was underwhelming and severely obvious they started filming with an unfinished script. It's a pirate movie for crying out loud; more swashbuckling, less yapping. It'll be like having a vampire movie and not have the vampires explode when they come into contact with sunlight, or worse still. Sparkle like a budget stripper covered in body glitter.

Ha, ha, ha! Oh, those movies crack me up. Stephine Meyer is a comedy genius!

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Napoleon. Motherfucking. Dynamite. "Ha. ha. My sides."
And Black Hawk down.
And most bond movies. Crucify me all you want for that, but they bore me som so much. "bla bla bla talking, bla bla bla uninteresting drama, bla bla unexciting fight scene, bla bla bla cliche bla bla bla marty stu main character."
And Jaws.
And the dark knight
And Jurassic park. SNORE
And Saw 3-6 - or - "hey, let's milk the snuff-porn market until it titties dry up."
And Scarface. "bla bla bla gangsters bla bla bla colubia, bla bla bla uninteresting shooting, bla bla bla al pacino is a dick."
And Kill Bill Volume 2.
And Kingdom of heaven. All I remember of that snore-fest was a really really really impractical fighting pose that leaes your entire body wide open and provides little to no counter-opportunity.
And Troy
And King Arthur
And the anaconda sequels.

I think it shows that I'm not a film-person, or what? That isn't to say I don't like films, I'm just not very fond of them in general.

 

[Korten12]

my friends brought over jenifiers body... it sucked...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Donnie Darko- Boring, pretentious, emo, hipster rubbish. I didn't hate it but it was a load of rubbish. Apparently if you watch the uncut version it makes sense but I don't want to go through watching it again

Meet The Spartans- Even if you hated 300 you should know this is utter garbage aimed at the lowest intelligence around

Most chick flicks- I cannot understand the cringe humour that exists within them, it hurts to watch them sometimes and the plot is always about some woman who is a boring, irrational ***** and you can tell the actress is only in it for a quick buck

Probably more but I'm tired

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Funny People.

Schizophrenic tone/message, about half a billion dick jokes, boring, flat characters I couldn't give a shit about.

For 146 minutes. No thanks.