Boring Movie: The Movie

[Broken Orange]

Everyone had to sit through a terrible movie. The reasons why isn't what I want to know, I want to know what that movie is. A movie can be boring for a million and a half reasons; actors have no emotions, plot makes no sense, or you aren't the target audience.

What is a boring movie for you?

PS: Please no flaming someone for not liking a movie that you like. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and sometimes they stink.

Edit: I think that I should point out that a good movie can be boring, while bad movies can be exciting. We aren't talking about just bad movies here, just boring movies. Typically, boring movies are usually bad.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The Spirit. I literally got about 20 minutes into the film before me and my dad gave each other a look. The "this film is a huge bag 'o shite" look.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I was sitting in Stranger Than Fiction at the movie theater one time...Worst decision of my life. I got up about half-way through. I thought it was an absolutely terrible movie.

 

[Rusman]

I found Troy to be an awful movie for me and I am not sure why, the actors all did well in it, the fights were cool and the music was suitable epic and it was about stuff I am actually interested in (Greek Mythology) yet I found myself wanting to end my life after sitting through that bore-fest.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

The Spirit. I literally got about 20 minutes into the film before me and my dad gave each other a look. The "this film is a huge bag 'o shite" look.

My brother and his friends saw that movie and thought it was a huge piece of shit as well. I wanted to see it, but after that comment...no thank you. Saved me about 11 bucks.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The Spirit. I literally got about 20 minutes into the film before me and my dad gave each other a look. The "this film is a huge bag 'o shite" look.

My brother and his friends saw that movie and thought it was a huge piece of shit as well. I wanted to see it, but after that comment...no thank you. Saved me about 11 bucks.

Thankfully, it was only a DVD rental. If I had actually payed money at the cinema, I would have flipped my shit.

 

[Karthesios]

Had that happen with Zoolander. For some reason, I just couldn't stand it and wanted to walk out. I paid nothing to see it (worked at the theater at the time) and I still felt ripped off.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

The Spirit. I literally got about 20 minutes into the film before me and my dad gave each other a look. The "this film is a huge bag 'o shite" look.

My brother and his friends saw that movie and thought it was a huge piece of shit as well. I wanted to see it, but after that comment...no thank you. Saved me about 11 bucks.

Thankfully, it was only a DVD rental. If I had actually payed money at the cinema, I would have flipped my shit.

There is so much shit in this conversation haha Well, you got lucky then. Luckier than my brother and his friends at least.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Blade Runner

Before you crucify me let me say that I don't think the movie is by any means bad. The visuals of one simple scene still impress me more than anything Avatar could do. But it's so fucking boring.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

"Madea Goes to Jail". Spoiler alert: Madea is only in the movie for about 3 minutes. The rest is bad acting, wooden dialog and something about a hooker.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The Spirit. I literally got about 20 minutes into the film before me and my dad gave each other a look. The "this film is a huge bag 'o shite" look.

My brother and his friends saw that movie and thought it was a huge piece of shit as well. I wanted to see it, but after that comment...no thank you. Saved me about 11 bucks.

Thankfully, it was only a DVD rental. If I had actually payed money at the cinema, I would have flipped my shit.

There is so much shit in this conversation haha Well, you got lucky then. Luckier than my brother and his friends at least.

Hah, I've just looked back through the thread. That is indeed, a lot of shit.

 

[Jark212]

The Last Exorcism, my god it was so horrible...

I was at least hoping for a few jumps like Paranormal Activity, but NOTHING HAPPENED...

 

[Broken Orange]

Before we get a lot of "Twilight Sux" I think that everyone on this site can agree that The Twilight saga fits the bill, But come on! Be original! We get it, those movies suck, get over it!

Note: I have only seen the first ten minutes of Twilight, but it was awful. I am not defending Twilight.

 

[DELTA x WOLF]

The Happening -never got into it and didn't like the plot and the reason why everyone was killing themelves

 

[Tehlanna TPX]

I always say Battlefield Earth. Because its just horrible. Travolta with dreds for fuck's sake.

But to liven it up, I also can't stand Napoleon Dynamite. I even sat through the entire thing, while everyone else was laughing it up. I thought they'd all smoked crack before hand or something.. there is absolutely nothing funny in that movie.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Paranormal Activity. IT'S NOT SCARY.
ANY romantic comedy EVER. They are all the same movie with different actors.
If it wasn't for one Rorschac (I can't spell it...) I couldn't have sat through Watchmen.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

Amadeus. Seriously it fucking sucks!!! Its complete and utter bullshit!

 

[DigitalSushi]

Like a good boyfriend I have to sit watching chick flicks, I mean I hate them but it makes the girlfriend du jour happy.

I normally go home and watch Black Hawk Down to make up for it, its a chick flick, BUT FOR DUDES!.