Boring Movie: The Movie

[Wintermoot]

Meet the spartans I watched it in the cinema with my dad and snickerd a bit to be nice it was boring and HORRIBLE any other movie I have seen from those guys sucks
PS and Mama Mia my old teacher made me watch it was a boring piece of shit the writing was terrible and the only thing that saved it SLIGHTLY was the forced ABBA music (ABBA isnt that bad) my sis worships it and hated me when I called the mom a slut

 

[LWS666]

the transformers movies spring to mind.

i watched those movies and i still wanted my money back after watching those.

i have never pirated anything and am a law abiding citizen.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Recently, Alpha and Omega. It was just so bad, that I stared at the wall of the movie theatre, and the wall was more entertaining. (This movie contains "Huming Songs", things you think are songs but all they do is hum and howl so you can't tell, unlikable leads, some weird moments that kid cartoons normally don't have, and bad looking CGI (It was animated decently though))

Before that, the only thing I can think of is the Village, but at the time I thought it wasn't horrid, just decent.

 

[hyperhammy]

Like a good boyfriend I have to sit watching chick flicks, I mean I hate them but it makes the girlfriend du jour happy.

I normally go home and watch Black Hawk Down to make up for it, its a chick flick, BUT FOR DUDES!.

So... a d*** flick?

 

[hyperhammy]

Mine would have to be... 300.
Yeah, I get it... it looks awesome, but I could never sit through it.

 

[DigitalSushi]

the transformers movies spring to mind.

i pirated those movies and i still wanted my money back after watching those.

i have never pirated anything and am a law abiding citizen.

I strongly suggest you edit your comment before a moderator gets here, admiting to piracy on these forums is against the code of conduct on this site.

 

[Hastur 1993]

Open Water. i mean all it was was two unlikeable characters floating in the ocean bitching at each other for all of the movie, And when the sharks finally ate the bastards I was pretty much braindead from the boredom.

 

[Blind Sight]

Before we get a lot of "Twilight Sux" I think that everyone on this site can agree that The Twilight saga fits the bill, But come on! Be original! We get it, those movies suck, get over it!

Note: I have only seen the first ten minutes of Twilight, but it was awful. I am not defending Twilight.

Hell no, I have a great time at Twilight films, and I fucking hate them when taken seriously. The trick? View the entire movie as a satire on current relationship movies, and view all the scenes they try to take seriously as comedy. It makes the movie hilarious. As Spoony pointed out in one of his reviews: "if the directors came out and said they did the entire thing as a satire, I'd praise them as brilliant."

Seriously, when a half-naked werewolf man has lines like "change? I can't change Bella, I was born this way" just after witnessing two other semi-naked werewolf men have a wresting match tease him about how 'OOHHH LOOK, JACOB BROUGHT A GIRL" my irony and gaydar sensors makes it all worth it.

The most boring movie I've had to watch is Zeitgeist. Not only can anyone with any concept of history see that it's pure bullshit, but it just keeps going on and on.

 

[Pikey Mikey]

The Spirit. I literally got about 20 minutes into the film before me and my dad gave each other a look. The "this film is a huge bag 'o shite" look.

I rented that movie (along with other, better ones) with some friends little more than a year ago, and while it was bad and stupid as hell, we just sat there and laughed at it the whole time because of how bad it was, but that didn't make it a "so bad it's good movie".....weird =). Afterwards we watched Sin City (or some other good movie) and forgot what little we had understood of it

 

[Broken Orange]

Alexander with Collin Ferrel. Good lord, that. movie. drag. out. every. single. scene. Good thing I had my laptop while my friend watched it.

 

[fullbleed]

Of Time and the City

Now I bet none of you have heard of it, it's a black and white documentary about Liverpool made up of stock footage. Interested yet? We had to watch it in films studies and literaly everyone was falling asleep.

 

[Kere]

House of 1000 corpses.
I rented it back when it first came out on DVD to watch with a friend. After about 15 minutes we turned it off and decided to watch a B horror movie that was a lot more interesting that that movie.

 

[Vilcus]

Running with Scissors. My dad got a free ticket to go see a premiere showing. We watched the entire thing only because it was free. Afterwards we almost asked for our money back because it was so bad, but then remembered it was free. That movie is the single worst thing I have ever seen, and I will kill someone if they try to make me watch it again... worst waste of an afternoon, ever!

 

[Stryc9]

The first of the Micheal Bay Transformers movies, if shit hadn't started blowing up after the first 45 mins I would have walked off and done something else, thankfully I didn't pay money at the theater to see it.

 

[mazeut]

A.I. The first 30 minutes of that movie were watching people with no personality learn to care about a robot with no personality and then feed it spinach.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Alien Resurrection ... not so much boredom ... just intense disappointment leading to me examining my fingers for an hour and trying to determine the exact nature of the sticky goo now attached to the bottom of my shoes just from how it feels when I shuffle my feet.

 

[drbarno]

Quantum of solace. First and only James bond film I will ever see. I just can't get into them.

 

[Marowit]

2001 A Space Odyssey...

I've tried watching it 4 times, and every freakin' time I wake up to psychedelic scenes and a fetus floating in space...wondering what happened to the last two hours, and where my drink went.

I want to appreciate it, but it just hits the snooze-note at some point around 30mins into the movie.

 

[Dags90]

White Out. I heard it was adapted from some comic or something that's supposed to actually be good. I could tell the movie was going to be trash from the extended fanservice opening of Kate Beckingsale taking a shower. It only went downhill, I guessed the surprise villain almost immediately. The MacGuffin plot was poorly handled and the movie was so by-the-book action it would've been better off as a parody.