Boring Movie: The Movie

[Ponch]

S. Darko.
That is all.

 

[Broken Orange]

I am surprised by how many movies I liked are disliked by some of you. I was this close on calling those people an abomination against god, but then I would be breaking my own rules.

 

[Brandon237]

Like a good boyfriend I have to sit watching chick flicks, I mean I hate them but it makes the girlfriend du jour happy.

I normally go home and watch Black Hawk Down to make up for it, its a chick flick, BUT FOR DUDES!.

oh, shame. I suppose I'm rather lucky because my girlfriend likes action and sci-fi movies and neither of us really pay attention to the movie anyway...

For me, the absolute worst movie I have ever been forced to watch was bridge to terabitha. Sweet damn that was boring and it seemed designed to upset all the small children in the cinema... Headache... Argghhh...

 

[Cavouku]

I always say Battlefield Earth. Because its just horrible. Travolta with dreds for fuck's sake.

But to liven it up, I also can't stand Napoleon Dynamite. I even sat through the entire thing, while everyone else was laughing it up. I thought they'd all smoked crack before hand or something.. there is absolutely nothing funny in that movie.

I saw the first 10 minutes of Napoleon Dynamite at a friend's house once.

I made the conscious decision to not watch it further.

 

[Scde2]

The film Alexander.

Probably the worst movie I have ever seen. Normally I don't care about historical accuracy, it just was a bad film.

 

[son_of_khorne]

Nightmare on elm street, Jason and Halloween. I don't know why I dislike them so much I just do. When it comes to horror movies I tend to prefer stuff like Aliens, Event Horizon and the Thing.

 

[That's Funny]

The Lady in the water.

*Spoiler Alert*

I was actually being very fair to it until Mr Shyamolon reveals that he is Jesus Christ, seriously I hate ego trips like that with a passion.

Edit: Also It's a boy/girl thing, is so painfully unfunny and cliched, I wanted to kill that Zac Efron lookalike by the end.

 

[Stoic raptor]

Running with Scissors. My dad got a free ticket to go see a premiere showing. We watched the entire thing only because it was free. Afterwards we almost asked for our money back because it was so bad, but then remembered it was free. That movie is the single worst thing I have ever seen, and I will kill someone if they try to make me watch it again... worst waste of an afternoon, ever!

It is a movie?
I read the book a long time ago, and it was not boring at all. In fact, it was pretty fucking horrifying. I was afraid to turn the page, but I had to know what boundary they would rocket over.

What was the rating of the movie?

 

[WaysideMaze]

Blade Runner

Before you crucify me let me say that I don't think the movie is by any means bad. The visuals of one simple scene still impress me more than anything Avatar could do. But it's so fucking boring.

I agree with you, that film is so dull. I tried it once but nothing seemed to actually be happening. Lasted an hour before I turned it off.

Napoleon Dynamite. Honestly, I cannot understand the love people have for this film. To say that this film is boring is to say Ed Gein was a litte bit wierd.

 

[elcamino41383]

I know that a lot of people will be like "WHAT?!?!" to my list, but whatever.

Inglorious Basterds
Cloverfield
Last Exorcism
Meet the Spartans
Donnie Darko
Stranger than Fiction
Observe and Report

Edit: I also have to add: The Hurtlocker. That bored me to death also

 

[Danik93]

Like a good boyfriend I have to sit watching chick flicks, I mean I hate them but it makes the girlfriend du jour happy.

I normally go home and watch Black Hawk Down to make up for it, its a chick flick, BUT FOR DUDES!.

Black Hawk Down is one of my favorite war movies! Together with Apocalypse Now Redux, Saving Private Ryan and Full Metal Jacket! those movies where better than sex!

 

[CaptainCrunch]

Rocky Balboa

As soon as you find out Adrianne died of cancer, I threw my hands in the air and said "DONE!" very loudly and walked out. (The Family Guy episode where Peter does the same thing was on around that same time.) I was working at the theater at that time, and the 3 other people that were watching it laughed as I left.

 

[Madara XIII]

Meet the spartans I watched it in the cinema with my dad and snickerd a bit to be nice it was boring and HORRIBLE any other movie I have seen from those guys sucks
PS and Mama Mia my old teacher made me watch it was a boring piece of shit the writing was terrible and the only thing that saved it SLIGHTLY was the forced ABBA music (ABBA isnt that bad) my sis worships it and hated me when I called the mom a slut

Yeah I think we can all agree that the Scare Movie esque parodies aren't all that funny anymore.....just forced laughter

 

[Madara XIII]

Rocky Balboa

As soon as you find out Adrianne died of cancer, I threw my hands in the air and said "DONE!" very loudly and walked out. (The Family Guy episode where Peter does the same thing was on around that same time.) I was working at the theater at that time, and the 3 other people that were watching it laughed as I left.

BWAHAHAH XD Nah the thing that did it for me was the goddamn training montage......FFS he's in his 60s dammit!!! Get to the freaking fight!!

 

[Ironic Pirate]

The Spirit. I literally got about 20 minutes into the film before me and my dad gave each other a look. The "this film is a huge bag 'o shite" look.

Trust me, you missed nothing good.

The beginning was the "best" part of the movie. That's right, it got worse.

Is that even possible? How did you even get past the intro? You must be some sort of saint, sent by the movie gods to endure horrible movies for our sins.

That, and my Dad had paid for our tickets and made me stay to punish me for picking such a bad movie. He played Tetris on his cell-phone for the whole thing.

 

[WaysideMaze]

Donnie Darko

Normally I'd be inclined to say something like 'I can't believe I forgot [insert name]'
But with Donnie Darko, yeah I can. That film sucks ass.

Spoiler: One scene worth watching

When he flips out at the teacher, sayin the world isn't just black and white, good and bad, decisions. I liked that scene

But aside from that, yeah...that movie sucks...

 

[Madara XIII]

I'll come out and say it.....SuperBad.

I couldn't find any hilarity in that movie other than the chick grinding on him during her period, or 1 or 2 Mclovin seens, but that was it.

I didn't laugh, I had a hard time watching the idiot known as Jonah Hill say the F bomb every 5 secs he opened his fat mouth. And at the end of it all my cousin is like what do you think?

>:/ Crap Movie!!

American Pie did the whole lose our virginity before college first and it was funny.
SuperBad did it and it was lame.

 

[Rathands]

Of Time and the City

Now I bet none of you have heard of it, it's a black and white documentary about Liverpool made up of stock footage. Interested yet? We had to watch it in films studies and literaly everyone was falling asleep.

Seen it! Blanked it from my memory on the grounds of being freakin' dull.
Most films that won't interest me I can tell by trailers but out of the ones I've seen, these 5 would be the worst (maybe):
Final Destination 3 -
You know it's not going to be a fun hour+ when you picked out the major plot hole in the first 5 minutes,
Shrek 3 -
Pop culture; the minute Shrek started angsting about high school and babies I realised that they weren't going to go back down the funny, fairy tale parodying route ever again. That made me sad. And then bored.
Transformers 2 -
You know why.
Babel -
Major plot SPOILER, the Americans are a-okay, everyone else - not so much. I just spared you 143 minutes of ACHINGLY SLOW pacing.
The Happening:
What's that noise ZP uses? Oh yeah, EEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR!!!!

 

[-Ezio-]

AVP Requiem. for the entire movie i was thinking "GET TO THE F**KING FIGHT" and when it finally did. it sucked.

 

[whatdoyouthink]

paranormal activity... more than half the stuff in the movie happens to me when i stay at my dads house... other then ouji boards catching on fire and me being pulled out of bed by a "demon"

and Avatar, i thought it sucked and left halfway through the movie