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Lord Krunk

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Dare I say Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen.

I still can't believe that Michael Bay made gratuitous action with mechas boring.
 

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Borat and Cop Out. The comedy fell flat constantly and that's the only thing holding them up. (The babbling traceur in Cop Out was worth it, though).

Oh, and the first Fantastic Four movie. Good lord was that movie terrible. Its most redeeming part was the fact that someone else paid for my ticket.
 

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Waterworld. It was on a band trip, and the loudest thing on the bus. I was such a lame movie, imo. I watched it, and just couldn't bring myself to enjoy it. This was probably because it was a really lame movie.

In fact, I don't remember a thing about the movie. But I remember simply being distracted from my conversations. I also remember that, when I was distracted, I tried to watch it. I found it far to "B" for my tastes.
 

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"Madea Goes to Jail". Spoiler alert: Madea is only in the movie for about 3 minutes. The rest is bad acting, wooden dialog and something about a hooker.
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mine is Synecdoche, New York the premise is cool but its really long and boring. I sat through 1 and a half hours of it i felt like my soul was slowly being drained. DONT SEE THIS MOVIE
 

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Transformers 2

Giant robots fighting has never seemed so... mundane. I was actually amazed at how unimpressed I was at all those complicated visuals.

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Lord Krunk said:
Dare I say Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen.

I still can't believe that Michael Bay made gratuitous action with mechas boring.
Fuck, you beat me to it! Anyway, I agree.
 

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2001: a space oddesey. Man I've tried to watch that like 4 times but It's just so boring. I love the shining, I love full metal jacket, but damn 2001 is just painful.
 

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Stoic raptor said:
Vilcus said:
Running with Scissors. My dad got a free ticket to go see a premiere showing. We watched the entire thing only because it was free. Afterwards we almost asked for our money back because it was so bad, but then remembered it was free. That movie is the single worst thing I have ever seen, and I will kill someone if they try to make me watch it again... worst waste of an afternoon, ever!
It is a movie?
I read the book a long time ago, and it was not boring at all. In fact, it was pretty fucking horrifying. I was afraid to turn the page, but I had to know what boundary they would rocket over.

What was the rating of the movie?
Nothing about it was horrifying in the least. I haven't read the book, so maybe it paints a different picture than the movie. But the movie was just terrible. The actors were uninspired, and most of them didn't seem to fit their characters. The jokes were in bad taste, and those that weren't ended up being unfunny.

I felt that there was a story I was supposed to be following, and if I had been following it I probably would have liked the overlying plot. However, the terrible acting, and the poor production value ruined that film beyond repair. I would never watch that movie again, not even if you paid me, and threatened to shoot me if I didn't.
 

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Public Enemy. It was just so... nothing. There was no reason to watch it. At all. Ever.
 

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Madara XIII said:
henritje said:
Meet the spartans I watched it in the cinema with my dad and snickerd a bit to be nice it was boring and HORRIBLE any other movie I have seen from those guys sucks
PS and Mama Mia my old teacher made me watch it was a boring piece of shit the writing was terrible and the only thing that saved it SLIGHTLY was the forced ABBA music (ABBA isnt that bad) my sis worships it and hated me when I called the mom a slut
Yeah I think we can all agree that the Scare Movie esque parodies aren't all that funny anymore.....just forced laughter
they spinn-offs are written by two guys who also worked on the scary movie movies but without the other guys to slap them on the fingers amd say "NO WE ARENT GOING TO PIT FUCKING LADY GAGA IN THERE NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP" anything they do will be a complete disaster in my opinion whe should have launched this abominations of film writing in the sun before they made these shitty movies
 

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Vilcus said:
Stoic raptor said:
Vilcus said:
Running with Scissors. My dad got a free ticket to go see a premiere showing. We watched the entire thing only because it was free. Afterwards we almost asked for our money back because it was so bad, but then remembered it was free. That movie is the single worst thing I have ever seen, and I will kill someone if they try to make me watch it again... worst waste of an afternoon, ever!
It is a movie?
I read the book a long time ago, and it was not boring at all. In fact, it was pretty fucking horrifying. I was afraid to turn the page, but I had to know what boundary they would rocket over.

What was the rating of the movie?
Nothing about it was horrifying in the least. I haven't read the book, so maybe it paints a different picture than the movie. But the movie was just terrible. The actors were uninspired, and most of them didn't seem to fit their characters. The jokes were in bad taste, and those that weren't ended up being unfunny.

I felt that there was a story I was supposed to be following, and if I had been following it I probably would have liked the overlying plot. However, the terrible acting, and the poor production value ruined that film beyond repair. I would never watch that movie again, not even if you paid me, and threatened to shoot me if I didn't.
What was the rating of the movie?
If the rating was lower than X, there is now way it was like the book. Although I guess the could get way with it if it was R.
Seriously, Those kids were really fucked up.
 

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Pegghead said:
drbarno said:
Quantum of solace. First and only James bond film I will ever see. I just can't get into them.
NO NO NO! Listen to me, take all that you think you know about Bond movies, throw them out the nearest window and watch Goldfinger.

The newer James Bond films are basically just trying to be those action movies i.e a bunch of gritty melodrama with unlikable characters and very little action. Goldfinger is the best James Bond film ever made and it contains:

*A guy who throws a hat that can chop things in half

*A car laden with sweet gadgets

*A James Bond (true James Bond, played by Sean Connery) laden with gadgets

*The finest girls the '60s had to offer

*As many gun-fights, fist-fights, hat-fights, car-chases and Bond moments you could ever want

*A plot that revolves around a guy blowing up Fort Knox to "Take over the world financially"
I've tried that, but same as the other Bond movies I've tried, I couldn't get into it. I'm just not a fan of the bond movies.

And I have to ask, What are Bond moments?
 

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Casual Shinji said:
Blade Runner

Before you crucify me let me say that I don't think the movie is by any means bad. The visuals of one simple scene still impress me more than anything Avatar could do. But it's so fucking boring.
Watch the director's cut, it's much better.

My first thought when I saw this thread was "Hmm... Boring Movie: The Movie? Sounds interesting"

Which brings me to the most boring movie I've ever seen, which is 2001: A Space Odyssey. I hear the book actually makes sense though. So I might chase that up.
 

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All the Twilight bullshit, ya girls have toomuch power over me, but I swear if I'm forced to watch another one of those I'll find that sparkly emo wannabe vampire a**hole and strangle him myself.

And then there are Transformers(both of them), GI Joe, ... and alot is missing from my memory because I seem to block them out, but most recently The Expendables(I can't even believe they managed to make a movie worse then Steven Seagal).
 

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The Human Centipede. Quite literally, shit. I think the people who were giving it scores like 9.5/10 should seriously consider getting themselves checked into the local loony-bin...
 

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I have never been able to sit thought Stanley Kubrick's 2001, and yes I know its a classic but I just find it boring. Also I have tried like 3 times with each movie but I can't stay awake when watching to Bourne movies.

and the thing is I will almost never go into a movie expecting to hate it, and that last time I did for the movie Devil I turned out wrong, Me and my friends came out of the theater laughing our asses off and joking about the Devil detection properties of jellied toast.
In fact I have even watched two of the Twilight films (not of my own will) but those I was right about, the only value I got out of those was being more informed and better equipped for mocking it.
 

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DELTA x WOLF said:
The Happening -never got into it and didn't like the plot and the reason why everyone was killing themelves
well im going to tell you now good choice on not finishing the mivue. Oh and there were killing themselves because of plants. Yes plants were killing them.

OT: I'd have to say Moon, now I only saw it once, and it was good. Its just the first 30 minutes are a bit slow.
 

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The worst movie I've seen is The Ugly Truth. Words cannot describe how bad it is.

The most boring though, was Napleon Dynamite.
It was mind numbing.

AceAngel said:
Napoleon Dynamite...I don't care, this is my opinion and I stand by it.
*stands behind him*