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LastMondaysHangover

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I remember seeing Alexander and then walking out 30 minutes later. It's like Oliver Stone's movies have been declining in quality over the past 15 years!
 

Pegghead

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drbarno said:
I've tried that, but same as the other Bond movies I've tried, I couldn't get into it. I'm just not a fan of the bond movies.

And I have to ask, What are Bond moments?
Moments uniquely awesome to Bond films that often showcase Bond's ingenuity and/or the films commitment to total non-realism, be it

When James Bond grabs a severed electricity cable (severed due to a hatfight with oddjob from earlier) while Oddjob is removing his hat from between metal railings having been lodged there when James dodged at the last second and jamming it at the poles, causing electricity to course through the poles, through Oddjob's hat and ultimately through Oddjob, then James says something witty.

When James Bond replaces Boris Grishenko's regular pen with one that explodes if you click it three times, then when captured by a group of henchmen and watching Boris hack into some kind of computer whilst clicking his pen in thought as he usually does the pen explodes and Bond makes is escape. What makes it thrilling is the emphasis on the clicks and how many times it gets interrupted.

or even

When he's on a plane sent to pick him up by the main villain to some place or another but he's not aware of this. When he's sent to his private cabin instantly he's at work checking for wires and such and doing it quite cleverly, hanging his coat on the door so it obscures the eyehole and such. He's done this quite a few times, I recall in Dr No he had to spend the day out of his hotel room so before he left he took a hair of his, stuck it over the two closet doors with his saliva and when he came home the strand was broken.

While Bond's not for everyone (for a while I went through the disliking Bond phase, when I was younger Bond films were in the later Pierce brosnan stages and my fathers example of what he called golden age bond was Thunderball, a Bond movie I still don't think is very good.) everyone should give Bond a fair go.
 

DustyDrB

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It was The Watchmen for me. It actually ruined me day. After sitting through that long and boring and awkward movie, I just felt like I was in a daze as if I had overslept and wasted a day.
 

daspaintrain

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Any movie made by the people who make the parody "movies"(epic,disaster,superhero).I don't know their names, but I hope that they are forced to watch "The Room" in hell.FOREVER.
 

DSK-

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There's plenty more, I just can't think of them at present.

Blues Brothers 2000
Dodgeball (I laughed right at the end (Chuck Norris remark))
Transformers 2
Dragonball
Shooter
 

Broken Orange

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Push was quite the boring movie. Odd how they could make a movie about people with force powers boring.
 

Tohru_Readman

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-King Kong (re-make) so boring, almost fell asleep.

-X-Men 3 and Spiderman 3, just by adding more characters to the movie does not make it better.

-L.O.T.R Return of the King, I don't hate this movie, just prefer the first two. The last one didn't engage me as much as the first two.
 

Instinct Blues

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Paranormal Activity was the most boring movie I've ever seen. Its a movie where literally nothing happens for a majority of it then it hits you with a jump scare and its over.