Boston Police Promise to Report Zombie Attacks

[deadmandancin]

Damn I wish I lived in Boston now, I'd feel so much safer than in england where no one informs us of zombie plagues.

 

[pffh]

President Madagascar, there have been reports of a possible zombie outbreak in Boston, America...

Close... EVERYTHING!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

President Madagascar, there have been reports of a possible zombie outbreak in Boston, America...

Close... EVERYTHING!

Heheh

 

[high_castle]

I feel so much happier about moving there this summer now!

 

[John Funk]

Now every Zombie geek is going to move out to Boston to feel safe.

And all the normal people will move out...

There are normal people in Boston?

I assume so, I've never been there. Why? Is it a renowned geek-city?

Nah. Just poking fun at the place. I've got family up there.

Have you warned them of this zombie outbreak?

Why would I? That's what the police are for.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

3 cheers for boston!

Wonder how good they are at Left 4 Dead though.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Now every Zombie geek is going to move out to Boston to feel safe.

And all the normal people will move out...

There are normal people in Boston?

I assume so, I've never been there. Why? Is it a renowned geek-city?

No, SEATTLE is a renowned geek city.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Oh noes teh infection iz starteds. hide in ur basementz from teh hordez!

joking aside, if theres a Zombie Infection we would know it becuase the gamers of america would be patrolling the streets looking for the infected.

 

[cobrausn]

Now every Zombie geek is going to move out to Boston to feel safe.

And all the normal people will move out...

There are normal people in Boston?

I assume so, I've never been there. Why? Is it a renowned geek-city?

No, SEATTLE is a renowned geek city.

As is Austin.

http://www.dismemberthealamo.com/

 

[Yegargeburble]

I think I am going to move to Madagascar before any zombies appear...that way I'll be safe!

 

[spiral knight]

Awesome. Just awesome.

 

[CyberKnight]

Whew, thank God. Can you imagine what would happen if no one told people about zombies, and the Bostonians were left to drive with the undead? Apocalypse would soon follow.

Having been on the roads in Boston, I just assumed the undead were already behind the wheel. *rimshot*

 

[CoverYourHead]

Whew, thank God. Can you imagine what would happen if no one told people about zombies, and the Bostonians were left to drive with the undead? Apocalypse would soon follow.

Having been on the roads in Boston, I just assumed the undead were already behind the wheel. *rimshot*

The sad thing is that we'd never notice the difference.

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

The way people treat each other up here, I'm surprised the Boston Police would be able to pick a zombie out of a crowd.

 

[asinann]

Bravo Boston! Just try not to confuse LightBrights for bombs, 'kay?

I don't think they'd make that mistake twice.

 

[photog212]

Chicago has a Zombie Readiness Taskforce.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-zombies-0504may04,0,968226.story

 

[ThreeWords]

First swine flu scares, and now this? Come on, seriously...

 

[chimmers]

Why do the police have a social network account?
Do they pay some folk to update it?

Taxpayer's money, gotta love it

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

President Madagascar, there have been reports of a possible zombie outbreak in Boston, America...

SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN

Hee hee. Oh, President Madagascar, I never tire of your ridiculously overparanoid antics.