Brains Trust

[Marbas]

Richard P. Feynman
Linus Pauling
Einstein
Werner Heisenberg
Alexander Fleming


Screw brain trusts, here's what we do: we get great scientists from history and give them unlimited resources and several years to construct weapons and defenses, then we have them BATTLE TO THE DEATH.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Abraham Lincoln: Why the hell not?

And he has all your wizard needs covered.

 

[Jobz]

I've already got my real one, comprised of five close friends, but if I was to pick famous people and the like...

1. Patton Oswalt - For comic relief, and to drop a harsh load of reality on me every once in a while.

2. George Bush - Anytime I need to come up with a plan, I'll ask his opinion, then do the exact opposite.

3. Bruce Willis - Maybe not the brightest rock in the pile, but everybody needs muscle, and this man took out an F15 jet with a fucking cargo truck.

4. Jim Cramer - That crazy guy from Mad Money. He can help me make financial decisions. The fact that he's completely insane is an added bonus.

5. Stephen Colbert - I don't feel I need to elaborate.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Abraham Lincoln: Why the hell not?

And he has all your wizard needs covered.

I think you mean time travel needs..

 

[Twilight_guy]

Mark Twain - for jokes, writing advice, satire, etc.
Albert Einstein - For help in Physics and science
Jesus - moral advice(duh!)
Tim Schaffer - because he makes awesome games
Thomas Edison - to invent stuff that I need

I don't much care for contemporary advisers.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Abraham Lincoln: Why the hell not?

And he has all your wizard needs covered.

I think you mean time travel needs..

Just be sure it's the real Lincoln and not evil Lincoln.

 

[mokes310]

1. Mark "Chopper" Read - He may be full of shit, but he could still kick your ass!
2. My sister - When given advice from her, I would smile and do the EXACT OPPOSITE! She's an idiot. I love her, but she's so, so, so dim.
3 & 4. Bacardi Guy & Cola - Name two better wingmen in the world, I dare you!
5. 1980's Eddie Murphy - So I'd never forget how to laugh

 

[Blind0bserver]

Abraham Lincoln: Why the hell not?

And he has all your wizard needs covered.

I think you mean time travel needs..

Solid plan. No one can defeat Time Lincoln!

 

[NeedAUserName]

Abraham Lincoln: Why the hell not?

And he has all your wizard needs covered.

I think you mean time travel needs..

Have you not seen Unforgotten Realms?, Abe Lincoln was the greatest sorcerer that has ever lived.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Abraham Lincoln: Why the hell not?

And he has all your wizard needs covered.

I think you mean time travel needs..

Have you not seen Unforgotten Realms?, Abe Lincoln was the greatest sorcerer that has ever lived.

Go watch the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie... He is time lincoln. He has a modern day accent and travels through time.

Also I do watch UR

 

[goin-mad]

Douglas Adams - his never ending onslaught of jokes and wisdom would come in handy
Andrew Jackson - the most badass American president yet, after an assassination attempt he beat his offender with his walking stick
The Janitor from Scrubs - for pranks and anything that requires sadism
Nikola Tesla - greatest mind of the last millennium
Andy Samberg - every Brain Trust needs a mascot

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

1) Graustein: Probably the coolest guy I've ever had the pleasure of speaking to.

2) Labyrinth: Seriously ma'am; you are awesome.

3) My father: He's fluent in German, an expert musician and expert cook, I want to learn German, be an expert musician and an expert cook... Too bad he's a complete bastard...

4) Lugia. XD

5) Sanji from One Piece: He could teach me how to fight using my legs, And cook.

 

[mkb07a]

Hmm. Lessee...

My significant other.
My friend Callie.
My friend Heather.
Andrew Jackson.
My friend Erika.

...or all my friends. Take out Andrew Jackson and replace his corpse with all my friends. They're my brain trust. Suck it!

...on a silly note, here's my celebrity list:

Andrew Jackson (he almost beat to death his own assassin. I like that.)
John Wayne (the one to break a chair over someone's back)
Wonder Woman (um... it's freaking Wonder Woman, and I saw no restrictions on mythical beings!)
Alton Brown (he'd be the one to cook and be the other voice of reason)
Muse (I demand hot guitar lixx and crazy bass riffs, and I see no rule against something that's technically one thing but has more than one member)

 

[SimuLord]

I assume you're giving me enough money to hire all of these people away from their respective occupations:

1. Jamie Hyneman. He's got connections on top of connections and could ensure the engineering validity of anything the rest of the group invented. He also knows special effects, which would come in handy for any media productions.

2. Peter Robinson. The speechwriter who wrote Reagan's "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall" line, I'd want him writing any speeches I ever gave.

3. Christopher Little. He's J.K. Rowling's agent. Access to literary and film channels would be assured for anything I wrote.

4. John Cleese. Guaranteed to improve and refine any comedic idea I could possibly come up with, even as he slowly grew sick of me constantly quoting him.

5. Warren Buffett. Someone would have to handle the financial decisions for my empire.