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Gammayun said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Gammayun said:
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Colour-Scientist said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Marmite is terrible. This is a fact.
What? How can you claim to be British? Marmite and egg on toast is AMAZING.
I don't think I can take any of your food opinions seriously anymore, you... You... There is no word strong enough.
What!

How could you say that? My threads are nothing but serious and blatant in their truthfulness.

Marmite is the bastard child of all decent spreads, it's foulness should be wiped from the planet.

This is my crusade. You're either with me, or against.

Thos against me shall be crushed beneath my mighty heel.
Bring it on then, we shall fight you until are last breath.
That shouldn't be hard.

Marmite isn't exactly known for it's dietary variety.

This shall be a battle of attrition.
What are you talking about marmite goes with everything this war will be over very quickly, branston pickle and its lies will be wiped from the face of the planet.
Silence!

No more talk!



I will end you.
 

SckizoBoy

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Daystar Clarion said:
Unless Marmite finds allies, they will not be able to withstand the combined might of Branston and bacon.

Victory is assured.
Und dont forget ze vurst, ja?! Precision engineering, what more could you want?! =P
 

Gammayun

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Silence!

No more talk!



I will end you.[/quote]

This will be settled on the battlefield.
 

Zombie_Fish

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cyber95 said:
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Master_of_Oldskool said:
Bah. Bah I say. You may keep your Branston Pickle and your Marmite both, you heathens. I use only the best of all possible sandwich spreads.

The one true god? Pfft, you clearly haven't seen the mightly being that roams above the gods themselves. Behold, as your puny Nutella gets crushed under the might of His spreadable goodness:



[i]Once you go Marshmallow Fluff, you can't go back.[/i][/spoiler][/quote]

I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.[/quote]

Such powers could be never be contained on one mere slice of toast. It would result in the end of days for mankind if science ever found a way of making the two exist together.
 
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Zombie_Fish said:
cyber95 said:
Zombie_Fish said:
Master_of_Oldskool said:
Bah. Bah I say. You may keep your Branston Pickle and your Marmite both, you heathens. I use only the best of all possible sandwich spreads.

The one true god? Pfft, you clearly haven't seen the mightly being that roams above the gods themselves. Behold, as your puny Nutella gets crushed under the might of His spreadable goodness:



[i]Once you go Marshmallow Fluff, you can't go back.[/i][/spoiler][/quote]

I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.[/quote]

Such powers could be never be contained on one mere slice of toast. It would result in the end of days for mankind if science ever found a way of making the two exist together.[/quote]

My god.

The power.

The delicious power.

Will science be the end of us all?
 

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Didn't you make a thread like this on Yorkshire Puddings? If not then go do one, NOOOWWWW.

OT: Ahhh Branston Pickle, you make my cheese on crackers so much better. One thing I don't get about it is people putting it on eggy bread, well my mum does. I just don't see why those two would go together.
 
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ToastiestZombie said:
Didn't you make a thread like this on Yorkshire Puddings? If not then go do one, NOOOWWWW.

OT: Ahhh Branston Pickle, you make my cheese on crackers so much better. One thing I don't get about it is people putting it on eggy bread, well my mum does. I just don't see why those two would go together.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.314788-Yorkshire-Pudding

That was the first one I did, way back in September.

Enjoy :D
 

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As an American, Branston Pickle vaguely interests me. However, the Marmite looks like something scraped off of the bottom of a brewing vat. It looks like a byproduct, not a condiment. Bleh. Yeast Extract? I can taste the foulness with my brain, and that picture with some still stuck to the lid gives me chills.

I'll just stick to BLT's and PB&J's, thanks.

PS. I'm a more skillful cook than my wife any day of the week.
 

ultimateownage

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But seriously, what the fuck is up with American sandwiches?

Also, I'm British and even I understand that Marmite is fucking nasty. Who would put THAT on crumpets instead of jam?
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Zombie_Fish said:
cyber95 said:
Zombie_Fish said:
Master_of_Oldskool said:
Bah. Bah I say. You may keep your Branston Pickle and your Marmite both, you heathens. I use only the best of all possible sandwich spreads.

The one true god? Pfft, you clearly haven't seen the mightly being that roams above the gods themselves. Behold, as your puny Nutella gets crushed under the might of His spreadable goodness:



[i]Once you go Marshmallow Fluff, you can't go back.[/i][/spoiler][/quote]

I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.[/quote]

Such powers could be never be contained on one mere slice of toast. It would result in the end of days for mankind if science ever found a way of making the two exist together.[/quote]

My god.

The power.

The delicious power.

Will science be the end of us all?[/quote]

Of course! Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff- together! Can such awsomeness lead to anything [i]but[/i] the end of the world? There can be only one option!

Join me, Zombie Fish. Join me in creating this almighty sandwich, and we shall be as gods!

[sub][sub]Am I milking it too much? I know the point of this thread is to be overly dramatic about sandwich spreads, but still...[/sub][/sub]
 
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Master_of_Oldskool said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Zombie_Fish said:
cyber95 said:
Zombie_Fish said:
Master_of_Oldskool said:
Bah. Bah I say. You may keep your Branston Pickle and your Marmite both, you heathens. I use only the best of all possible sandwich spreads.

The one true god? Pfft, you clearly haven't seen the mightly being that roams above the gods themselves. Behold, as your puny Nutella gets crushed under the might of His spreadable goodness:



[i]Once you go Marshmallow Fluff, you can't go back.[/i][/spoiler][/quote]

I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.[/quote]

Such powers could be never be contained on one mere slice of toast. It would result in the end of days for mankind if science ever found a way of making the two exist together.[/quote]

My god.

The power.

The delicious power.

Will science be the end of us all?[/quote]

Of course! Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff- together! Can such awsomeness lead to anything [i]but[/i] the end of the world? There can be only one option!

Join me, Zombie Fish. Join me in creating this almighty sandwich, and we shall be as gods!

[sub][sub]Am I milking it too much? I know the point of this thread is to be overly dramatic about sandwich spreads, but still...[/sub][/sub][/quote]

You can never be too over the top.

There is no top for which to go over.
 

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I approve, Sir Clarion. Do give the marmite-lovers[footnote]Not even going to dignify that horrendous-tasting abomination with a capital letter.[/footnote] a good thrashing for me will you? I shall be at home eating sandwiches.
 

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Master_of_Oldskool said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Zombie_Fish said:
cyber95 said:
Zombie_Fish said:
Master_of_Oldskool said:
Bah. Bah I say. You may keep your Branston Pickle and your Marmite both, you heathens. I use only the best of all possible sandwich spreads.

The one true god? Pfft, you clearly haven't seen the mightly being that roams above the gods themselves. Behold, as your puny Nutella gets crushed under the might of His spreadable goodness:



[i]Once you go Marshmallow Fluff, you can't go back.[/i][/spoiler][/quote]

I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.[/quote]

Such powers could be never be contained on one mere slice of toast. It would result in the end of days for mankind if science ever found a way of making the two exist together.[/quote]

My god.

The power.

The delicious power.

Will science be the end of us all?[/quote]

Of course! Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff- together! Can such awsomeness lead to anything [i]but[/i] the end of the world? There can be only one option!

Join me, Zombie Fish. Join me in creating this almighty sandwich, and we shall be as gods!

[sub][sub]Am I milking it too much? I know the point of this thread is to be overly dramatic about sandwich spreads, but still...[/sub][/sub][/quote]

I refuse to assist in such madness. Like mosquitos, 3D films and Anthony Kiedis' moustache, there are just some things that shouldn't exist in the world.
 

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Haven't tried Branston Pickle or Marmite, gonna see if i can get some later, and put it to the fucking test...the only thing this thread has accomplished is that i am now curious and very, very hungry.
 

Magnus

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Just me show a picture of Nigella Lawson and I'll live off that for a week.
 

Patrick Buck

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I hate that stuff. Worst food ever.

And now let the hate for me flow. ^_^
But seriously, I really don't like that stuff. AND I'm British.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
We don't know what it's made of, and we don't really care. All we know, is that It gives sandwiches a +10 in deliciousness at least.
Not true!
I have managed to deduce that it contains carrots.
These serve to give it the chunky and crunchy quality of the kind of vomit that manifests when you've gotten horribly drunk at a family dinner.

Unsurprisingly, it is not only in the consistency Branston pickle mimicks vomit.