Branston Pickle!

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Bah. Bah I say. You may keep your Branston Pickle and your Marmite both, you heathens. I use only the best of all possible sandwich spreads.

Spoiler: Behold the one true God.

The one true god? Pfft, you clearly haven't seen the mightly being that roams above the gods themselves. Behold, as your puny Nutella gets crushed under the might of His spreadable goodness:

Spoiler

[i]Once you go Marshmallow Fluff, you can't go back.[/i][/spoiler][/quote]

I'm trying to imagine Nutella and Marshmallow Fluff... on the same slice of toast.[/quote]

It used to exist... It was Milky Way chocolate, and it was essentially those 2 products. The white part was marshmallow, and it was striped in the jar!
[spoiler][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/MilkyWaySpread.JPG

The stripes used to be wider than that, but it definately used to be that marshmallow fluff stuff!!

 

[Colour Scientist]

I imagine it would have different types of bacon, like smoked or maple.

*shudders*

[sub]Why would they do that?[/sub]

That actually hurts my feelings.

 

[ActionDan]

Yea thats all nice and good.. IF YOU LIKE BRANSTON PICKLE.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Yea thats all nice and good.. IF YOU LIKE BRANSTON PICKLE.

You like it well enough to comment it seems.

[sub]My plan is working...[/sub]

 

[ActionDan]

Yea thats all nice and good.. IF YOU LIKE BRANSTON PICKLE.

You like it well enough to comment it seems.

[sub]My plan is working...[/sub]

Not true, I simply like the discussion this thread provides. It's satirical in all the right ways.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Yea thats all nice and good.. IF YOU LIKE BRANSTON PICKLE.

You like it well enough to comment it seems.

[sub]My plan is working...[/sub]

Not true, I simply like the discussion this thread provides. It's satirical in all the right ways.

Silence!

I don't appreciate this kind of negativity!

Moar compliments!

 

[Swyftstar]

I know not of this pickle but if the Marmite is indeed Paddington Bear approved then its a wrap.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I work as the only brit in an american office, and from what I can tell they have a crap load of these spreads and sauces... so they have started to make me taste some of them (in reaction to this thread) and I can honestly say, they are all indistinguishable, additive ridden, heart-cloggers... Especially Baconaise... That was the worst! At least ours taste good, and won't kill you, or make your kids fat...! Seriously, spreadable cheese that doesn't say 'Brie' on it!?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I work as the only brit in an american office, and from what I can tell they have a crap load of these spreads and sauces... so they have started to make me taste some of them (in reaction to this thread) and I can honestly say, they are all indistinguishable, additive ridden, heart-cloggers... Especially Baconaise... That was the worst! At least ours taste good, and won't kill you, or make your kids fat...! Seriously, spreadable cheese that doesn't say 'Brie' on it!?

You should tell them that leaving the Empire was the worst mistake they ever made.

They'll really appreciate that, and you'll become the coolest guy around.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I work as the only brit in an american office, and from what I can tell they have a crap load of these spreads and sauces... so they have started to make me taste some of them (in reaction to this thread) and I can honestly say, they are all indistinguishable, additive ridden, heart-cloggers... Especially Baconaise... That was the worst! At least ours taste good, and won't kill you, or make your kids fat...! Seriously, spreadable cheese that doesn't say 'Brie' on it!?

You should tell them that leaving the Empire was the worst mistake they ever made.

They'll really appreciate that, and you'll become the coolest guy around.

I gleefully worked out for them that their beloved country has still been in out possession longer than it has been in their own!!
We also have a lot of posters up around the office that take the piss out of each other! Its pretty funny! Also if they talk about the UK, I correct them and ask them to refer to it as 'the Motherland'!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I work as the only brit in an american office, and from what I can tell they have a crap load of these spreads and sauces... so they have started to make me taste some of them (in reaction to this thread) and I can honestly say, they are all indistinguishable, additive ridden, heart-cloggers... Especially Baconaise... That was the worst! At least ours taste good, and won't kill you, or make your kids fat...! Seriously, spreadable cheese that doesn't say 'Brie' on it!?

You should tell them that leaving the Empire was the worst mistake they ever made.

They'll really appreciate that, and you'll become the coolest guy around.

I gleefully worked out for them that their beloved country has still been in out possession longer than it has been in their own!!
We also have a lot of posters up around the office that take the piss out of each other! Its pretty funny! Also if they talk about the UK, I correct them and ask them to refer to it as 'the Motherland'!

Sounds like fun.

If only the rest of the world could joke around with each other like that.

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

What, did I just read? O.O

You know what you read.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

You are my new new favorite person

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What, did I just read? O.O

You know what you read.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

You are my new new favorite person

Get in line, I have hundreds of worshippers.

Unrelated. Is your avatar an Uragaan?

If so, I approve. You'll go far in my organisation.

 

[GLo Jones]

As a member of the Commonwealth I wish to know more of this food stuff. (Being in Canada). I've never seen Branston Pickle at the store. Whats it taste like, or is it it's own unique taste where theres nothing remotely comparable. Or does it taste like pickle. Ohh the as yet unanswered question how it torments me. May the first response be swift.

Think of everything that is missing from the finest cheese sandwich you can imagine. It is that.

 

[CaptainTrilby]

You fools, touting your false gods of Branston Pickle, Marmite and even worse... peanut butter. You all all forgetting the ONE TRUE god of spreadable fillings, the one who gave unto us both a meaty drink AND a meaty spread.

Spoiler: Behold, ye fools, and despair at the might of the original god of spreadable fillings AND meaty drinks

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You fools, touting your false gods of Branston Pickle, Marmite and even worse... peanut butter. You all all forgetting the ONE TRUE god of spreadable fillings, the one who gave unto us both a meaty drink AND a meaty spread.

Spoiler: Behold, ye fools, and despair at the might of the original god of spreadable fillings AND meaty drinks

As a drink, Bovril is the winter warmer to end all winter warmers. Especially with some pepper.

But as a sandwich spread? I'm not a fan.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I work as the only brit in an american office, and from what I can tell they have a crap load of these spreads and sauces... so they have started to make me taste some of them (in reaction to this thread) and I can honestly say, they are all indistinguishable, additive ridden, heart-cloggers... Especially Baconaise... That was the worst! At least ours taste good, and won't kill you, or make your kids fat...! Seriously, spreadable cheese that doesn't say 'Brie' on it!?

You should tell them that leaving the Empire was the worst mistake they ever made.

They'll really appreciate that, and you'll become the coolest guy around.

I gleefully worked out for them that their beloved country has still been in out possession longer than it has been in their own!!
We also have a lot of posters up around the office that take the piss out of each other! Its pretty funny! Also if they talk about the UK, I correct them and ask them to refer to it as 'the Motherland'!

Sounds like fun.

If only the rest of the world could joke around with each other like that.

You'd be surprised! Whilst attending a presentation from some Danes that started with them telling us about there country, they mentioned their Queen. They called her 'the Queen Margrethe II'.
Later I had to do our country presentation, (There were 15 countries doing this...) and I mentioned Her Majesty The Queen, and added the caveat that 'we had The Queen, and not just 'a Queen' like certain other countries...' Luckily everyone took it in good humour!

I was on a course with some Iraqis once as well... There was a lot of good Banter throwing around there too!

I know what you mean though, sometimes people just don't have a national sense of humour...! :/

 

[CaptainTrilby]

You fools, touting your false gods of Branston Pickle, Marmite and even worse... peanut butter. You all all forgetting the ONE TRUE god of spreadable fillings, the one who gave unto us both a meaty drink AND a meaty spread.

Spoiler: Behold, ye fools, and despair at the might of the original god of spreadable fillings AND meaty drinks

As a drink, Bovril is the winter warmer to end all winter warmers. Especially with some pepper.

But as a sandwich spread? I'm not a fan.

It's very much an acquired taste but on some toast, I find it heavenly.

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

What, did I just read? O.O

You know what you read.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

You are my new new favorite person

Get in line, I have hundreds of worshippers.

Unrelated. Is your avatar an Uragaan?

If so, I approve. You'll go far in my organisation.

What. My avatar is no meager Uragaan. It is THE mini uragaan. I have my own theme tune. but thanks...does your organisation involve kidnapping and murdering of certain kittens or other small animals or humanoids? if it does, i'm in.