Brave Agent Pubeit: Anonymous raid

[Akai Shizuku]

Um...Yeah.


An Anonymous member covered himself in Vaseline and pubic hair and proceeded to run through Scientology buildings, getting pubic hair on everything he could have and due to the Vaseline he was not only very difficult to grab a hold of but got pubic hair on everyone who tried to subdue him.

Due to the DNA found in collected pubic hairs, the police were able to identify and arrest him a while after this raid.

My question to Escapists: What do you think about this?

 

[Armored Prayer]

I see Encyclopedia dramatica on the link. I not sure if I want to click it.

But what I will say is, thats pretty stupid.

What was he trying to prove?

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

I see Encylopediadramatica on the link. I not sure if I want to click it.

Due to this person saying that I to do not want to click the link

 

[Agent Larkin]

Hmm Public Nudity and disgusting behaviour bad.

Attacking Scientologists Good.

I'll be honest Im on the fence over this one.

 

[grimsprice]

I see Encylopediadramatica on the link. I not sure if I want to click it.

you don't want to watch.

this is horrible. just horrible. i think i'm going to be sick. and the singing sucked.

what a dumbass. he's dumb, and he's an ass... he's.... a dumbass. lol. there will always be stupid people who do stupid things like lighting themselves on fire. or lighting slip'n'slides on fire. or lighting cats on fire. or smashing their face into a car window... 7 billion people and someone is bound to be this stupid.

 

[Agent Larkin]

I see Encyclopedia dramatica on the link. I not sure if I want to click it.

But what I will say is, thats pretty stupid.

What was he trying to prove?

I clicked it it is fine. Slightly disgusting to me but fine.

 

[Amnestic]

What kind of idiot uses his own pubic hair?

 

[TheDanimal]

Heh... I dunno, you gotta give him props for creativity.

 

[Destal]

This is absolutely retarded. I feel 10% dumber after watching this. They actually think that accomplished something?

 

[Akai Shizuku]

What kind of idiot uses his own pubic hair?

Well he did also use that of other Anonymous members so someone else could have taken the bullet for him.


My opinion on this whole matter is that it's hilarious.

 

[Nmil-ek]

What kind of idiot uses his own pubic hair?

Where else is he going to grab it from? "Hey mate mind if I borrow a few jars of pubic hair? Oh dont worry its for a few months down the line let it grow."

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Heh that's what those scientologists get

 

[Deleric]

So he ran around for like 2 minutes and knocked over some boxes.

Raid fail.

 

[Seras54]

This is old.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

This is old.

Yes, but it's not very well-known.

 

[Superbeast]

Would have been better if he'd managed to get into the actual offices and gone right through the building, and if he'd looked like a wookie (and, knowing some of my friends, they would shave themselves totally bald to carry this off). And you need to use more than vaseline (think greased-up deaf guy from Family Guy).

So not as awesome the title sounds. Great idea, poor presentation. And the prank calls could have been better, it sounds like they ran out of insults too quickly.

But it has given me an idea (no, not literally. I'm not THAT crazy) for a prank at uni, so at least something has come of it.

 

[MusicalFreedom]

as ineffectual and dumb as it was, I laughed.

bitches got pubed.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Lol, awesome. You've got to give him credit for originality at least, and the fact he pubicized a Scientology building.

 

[Nevyrmoore]

I swear people like this give Anonymous a bad name. One that's even worse than than the one they have now.