Brazilian Man Uses Sega Light Phaser To Hold Woman Hostage For 10 Hours

[sorry user name taken.]

A Brazilian man wanted to collect his debt from a woman so he broke into her house and pulled a gun on her. It turns out that the gun was a toy gun Light Phaser made for SEGA video games. The man broke into a 60 year old woman?s house in Brazil?s Federal District. He then held her hostage for 10 hours. Eventually, he let her go unharmed after negotiating with the police. Kids, don?t get any ideas.

[via LikeCool]


O___o different lol

 

[neoman10]

Genius!


Edit: and I did get ideas

 

[Skizle]

Old news. Escapist covered this story 2 months ago or something like that

 

[Altorin]

That's actually pretty funny

 

[Woundingisfun]

So what were his demands? "I want a brand new dreamcast WITH the original Soul Calibur-game!"

 

[Flour]

I hate doing this but: click me [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/global/search/?q=light+gun&cx=005672590579257297818%3Amkmrjhvsnwa&cof=FORID%3A9&ie=UTF-8&sa.x=0&sa.y=0&sa=Search#1184]

 

[Woundingisfun]

I hate doing this but: click me [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/global/search/?q=light+gun&cx=005672590579257297818%3Amkmrjhvsnwa&cof=FORID%3A9&ie=UTF-8&sa.x=0&sa.y=0&sa=Search#1184]

I refuse to click that. Ok I just did. God dammit.

 

[Graedon]

Genius!


Edit: and I did get ideas

Does that make you a kid?

 

[Caimekaze]

I didn't know they had consoles in Brazil. 0_0

The have a console that you can only get in Brazil.

 

[Colonel Joson]

He was using a fake gun, and it negotiations took 10 hours? hm...I have only one word to describe this...

 

[sorry user name taken.]

Snip Snip

You there, check out that noise. in this case it is the noise that says 'the news room'. you know the place on the escapist where you got this story. if people want to see a paraphrased(not a bad thing, it keeps it short, sharp and to the point) version of a story they will go to the news room. right here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.90641] is where you got the story.

¬_¬ ok i get it already

barely check the news room for anything and i just ''stumbled'' this thought the pictures were funny

 

[hannahdonno]

Well, I blame it on Sega. DARN SEGA. And society. Yerr, you society!

 

[TinyToaster]

Is it horrible that when I first read the post title my thought was, "Dude, taht guys my hero"?

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Okay, that just gave me the best idea ever. I'm gonna take my Super Scope, dye it like a bazooka (greyish, greenish colors), and then run over to my friends house, threatening to blow them up if they don't give me their copy of Killzone 2.

I'm fucking KIDDING.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

That's funny. Ha ha funny. Super special awesome funny.

 

[garjian]

:S You think thisll work with a halo 3 plasma rifle?

naah... itd probably only work on americans... :/

I'm fucking KIDDING.

 

[neoman10]

reletive I guess, but it was a joke live with it