Break in case of an Emergency.....What do you want in it?

[the_green_dragon]

We've all seen these around, little red box saying break in case of an emergency,. They're normally pretty boring and contain keys, or an alarm button or a fire extinguisher.

Well, IF you could create a red box, of reasonable size, and you could put anything in it, what would it be.

Keep in mind you would need this for any number of emergencies, ranging from small fire to zombie apocolpyse.

 

[Retronana]

Muffins, I could bribe the zombies and if the fire alarm went off I could use the case as an air filter! My logic is foolproof!

 

[icyneesan]

Something to break the box open with

 

[Galliam]

Brian Boitano. I do believe there is no problem that couldn't be solved.

 

[GroovyV]

Top of the list,... Condoms.
Second would probably be a shot gun,
third, i guess would be some juicy juice.
...um. nevermind.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

a loaded gun, a crowbar, duct tape and a decent knife. I can think of no situation that these items wouldn't come in handy, be it Real, Fantasy, or just plane silly.

 

[McPulse]

a loaded gun, a crowbar, duct tape and a decent knife. I can think of no situation that these items wouldn't come in handy, be it Real, Fantasy, or just plain silly.

100% agree. My alteration would be that the gun is loaded with rubber rounds or something else non-lethal, and the knife is weighted for throwing. Maybe add a katar to that in case of zombie apocalypse.

 

[Corekrash]

Bacon.

 

[hedges1001]

a brick with a mini sledge for obtaining more bricks

 

[emeraldrafael]

A hazmat suit.

 

[Vault101]

Plasma cutter..........cant go wrong with a plasma cutter

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Portal gun.

 

[Drakmeire]

A Rocket Launcher. Because no problem can't be solved by a rocket launcher.

 

[Drexlor]

A sniper rifle disguised as a cat. Beat that.

 

[Billska]

A BIG RED BUTTON!

[small]Which will be pointless[/small]

[small][small]Very, very pointless[/small][/small]

 

[x-machina]

Money, every problem can be solved with money.

 

[Queen Michael]

One word: Batman.

 

[ChupathingyX]

What's inside the box?

The answer to your problem.