Breakfast?

[Klarinette]

It's breakfast now? I haven't even been to bed yet; it's only been Tuesday for 13 minutes.

Anyway, pancakes or grilled cheese are always satisfying choices. If you can't be bothered, scrambled eggs with cheese and stuff. Little effort, maximum deliciousness.

 

[idarkphoenixi]

Sausage sammich! With some nice tomato sauce drizzled on top.

 

[King Toasty]

Waffle. Bacon. Whipped cream. Maple syrup. And another waffle on top. Add another spray of whipped cream.
Bacon waffle sammich, hater.

 

[Ashcrexl]

breakfast sucks, as does lunch. one meal a day FTW!

Isn't that terrible for your metabolism?

Doing that a year ago kicked mine in the balls...

it was a joke. DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS FOLKS!

 

[Gaiseric]

breakfast sucks, as does lunch. one meal a day FTW!

Isn't that terrible for your metabolism?

Doing that a year ago kicked mine in the balls...

it was a joke. DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS FOLKS!

Oh... I feel dumb.

I wish I could read tone better.

 

[feeback06]

Biscuits with jam, and cold cereal sound great right now.

 

[SillyBear]

Being a parent makes "breakfast" not exist. "Breakfast" is pathetically grabbing the last few drops of your child's food before shoveling it down and driving them to school and going to work in a mad rush.

 

[infohippie]

It's like breakfast now so What should I make... No bacon.

No bacon? How is it considered breakfast then?

 

[Astoria]

POP. MOTHERFUCKING. TARTS.

I've been having them for every breakfast for the past two weeks. Those things are tasty.

A hundred times this! I haven't had one in ages