breed your own super character ..

[SsilverR]

you heard me ...

take 4 characters from gaming (any games, crossovers allowed) 2 male, 2 female .. split them into couples, that couple has a child each .. one male one female .. now breed their children for the ultimate character

what i'm going for: a total speed demon that's good at stealth, melee combat and assasination

my 2 couples are

couple 1: Vega (street fighter) and Rubi (Wet)
couple 2: big boss (metal gear series) and Samus (metroid)

with a little luck the narcissism didn't seep into the brain of rubi and vegas child .. those 2 as parents means the child will have an awesome foundation for extreme acrobatics, epic jumps and a very fluid fighting style .. and speed speed speed .. not to mention some SPICE!! lol .. also the potential for melee combat and guns are very good, also some hints of sadism and bloodlust (it'll REAAAALLY love its job)

big boss and samus .. that child will be built for endurance and speed .. GREAT setup for close combat and knowledge of firearms and tactics, good military discipline and a level head in all situations

when the children of each couple (vega/rubi was a female, boss/samus was male) breed we have added maturity, extreme durability and speed, great and very knowledgeable with melee and projectile weaponry, adaptable quick thinking and slightly sadistic speed demon

you can use any chars you like .. i wanted to stay out of demons and stuff for now .. also be as detailed as you like .. GO

 

[Cherry Cola]

Couple 1:

Dante + Lady (Devil May Cry 3)

[sub]I just want them to get together, I don't care about the genes[/sub]

Couple 2:

Kratos (God of War) + Anyone (I don't need any other genes than this!)

 

[Lexodus]

Duuuude... that's like, playing God... don't go there, man....


Actually, this is really, really creepy. Plus, not much room for discussion and I have no idea what you're talking about other than forcing characters to breed. What is the point? If you're breeding couple A's child with couple B's child and so on, pretty damn soon things'll start looking like The Hills Have Eyes.

 

[Asturiel]

A)Randall Munroe+ Haruhi
B)Steven Colbert+ Samus

A will have pop culture gods.
B will have witty commentary awesome mercenaries.

Together they will divine bounty hunters wise cracking in between for solid gold!

 

[Lexodus]

Couple one : Myself and Zooey Deschanel
Couple two : The Large Hadron Collider and a unicorn

The result? I get laid with a total babe and produce a child with a powerful combination of disarming cuteness and bleak cynicism, who in turn produces a child that can create rips in time-space with a horn.

And then she forms a damn good post-rock group.

Well played, sir, well played. Although I beat you there. ^^

 

[Omikron009]

God damn it, I can' think of anything! Way to put me on the spot.

 

[silver wolf009]

Couple 1: alien facehugger(aliens) and kratos(god of war). god of all that it forsees!
Couple 2: Frank west(dead rising) and bastila(star wars kotor). force using mannly man that has covered wars and kills zombies.

 

[ostro-whiskey]

Jesus Christ, I have never said this to anyone but you fellas need to get out more.

 

[Asturiel]

God damn it, I can' think of anything! Way to put me on the spot.

Sorry couldn't resist.

 

[Lexodus]

Couple one : Myself and Zooey Deschanel
Couple two : The Large Hadron Collider and a unicorn

The result? I get laid with a total babe and produce a child with a powerful combination of disarming cuteness and bleak cynicism, who in turn produces a child that can create rips in time-space with a horn.

And then she forms a damn good post-rock group.

Well played, sir, well played. Although I beat you there. ^^

You play post-rock??

Again, well played. But no; I meant Zooey Deschanel. And Emily, too.

 

[Alkestes]

Couple one : Myself and Zooey Deschanel
Couple two : The Large Hadron Collider and a unicorn

The result? I get laid with a total babe and produce a child with a powerful combination of disarming cuteness and bleak cynicism, who in turn produces a child that can create rips in time-space with a horn.

And then she forms a damn good post-rock group.

^ This has to be the best reply that this thread is ever going to see.

OT : Couple 1 - Alex Mercer (Prototype) and Bayonetta (...Bayonetta xD). This kid would have extreme mutations, hopefully Mercer's ability to absorb people, and Bayonetta's cool magic hair shits.

Couple 2 - Master Chief (Halo) and Lilith (Borderlands). This kid would have Lilith's ability to turn invisible for short periods along with the big boom that goes with it, and MC's training, reflexes and enhanced genetics.

The end result would hopefully be one of the most dangerous kids EVER.

 

[Beatrix]

So much people in here that don't know what gets passed down genetically and what doesn't >_<
And with, for lack of a better word, 'super powers' it's anyone's guess.

But fine, if I have to pick...

Regnier (Kingdom Under Fire) x Briar Rose (Fable 1)

x

Ken Ogawa (Ninja Blade) x Orta (Panzer Dragoon Orta)

With any luck you'll get a physically superior, smart, emotional person... whose blood is made of poison.

(I love to use Kaim from Lost Odyssey in threads like this, but it's been proven canonically that his immortality is not genetically transferable)

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

Josef fritzl and little sister...

OT:

Couple 1: weapon 11 ( x-men origins) with (Ultra?)violet

Couple 2: Tank (left 4 dead) with Tank (any tank with a girl's name)

 

[Beatrix]

With any luck you'll get a physically superior, smart, emotional person... whose blood is made of poison.

Wouldn't certain other bodily fluids be poisonous too?

EDIT : Thereby making procreation impossible?

Ah, that's where I thought it through.
Orta is kind of a half-robot thing, so I'm hoping she's immune to the poison

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Couple 1- Dante and Bayonetta

Couple 2- M.Bison and Ultimecia

The first couple has a child that's a cocky one with mass power and gunmanship.

Bison and Ultimecia upon conception and birth cause in rip within the continuum because of the mass evil stored within the baby

 

[jkklol94]

Couple 1: Sora (kh2) & Faith (mirror's edge)
The result would be a little girl who was raised to hold a keyblade and has the agility of a jaguar
crossed with a cheetah that did meth for it's whole life.

Couple 2: Serious Sam (Serious Sam ) & Bayonetta (Bayonetta )
Result is a pissed off boy filled with angst and magic who has access to an unreasonably destructive
arsenal to "relieve" himself and make a bullet hole the size of Wisconsin in someone's forehead.