Hey, remember Brexit? That happened this year. Before coronavirus and all, that funny old world we might dimly remember.
So, we're planning here in Blighty the exciting future of being no longer fettered to the EU: global, free trade Britain (except for that amazing free trade relationship with the EU which is 50% of the UK's trade: that's being dumped)! Singapore in the North Sea, or something. The whole world will beat itself to our doorstep for amazing trade deals, except... oh dear...
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Turns out one of our super-exciting prospective trade partners might object to us super-excitingly trading with another super-exciting prospective trade partner. I wonder if this is a lesson in the importance of being part of a bigger trading bloc?
Nevertheless, despite coronavirus and all, the PM assures us that we are definitely leaving the transition period (where we remain under old EU systems despite no longer being a member) at the end of 2020, even if we've got basically nothing done over the last few months due to a pandemic and there's a metric shit-ton of things to do.
Incidentally, because it's just so funny, remember how we were told Brexit would reduce red tape? Turns out the UK has to hire 50,000 civil servants to manage post-transition trade with EU states. That's about 60% more civil servants than the EU government employs in total.
So, we're planning here in Blighty the exciting future of being no longer fettered to the EU: global, free trade Britain (except for that amazing free trade relationship with the EU which is 50% of the UK's trade: that's being dumped)! Singapore in the North Sea, or something. The whole world will beat itself to our doorstep for amazing trade deals, except... oh dear...

US message to Britain in bilateral trade talks: it's us – or China
Proposed clause seen by diplomats intended to be a lever to deter closer UK-China relations
Turns out one of our super-exciting prospective trade partners might object to us super-excitingly trading with another super-exciting prospective trade partner. I wonder if this is a lesson in the importance of being part of a bigger trading bloc?
Nevertheless, despite coronavirus and all, the PM assures us that we are definitely leaving the transition period (where we remain under old EU systems despite no longer being a member) at the end of 2020, even if we've got basically nothing done over the last few months due to a pandemic and there's a metric shit-ton of things to do.
Incidentally, because it's just so funny, remember how we were told Brexit would reduce red tape? Turns out the UK has to hire 50,000 civil servants to manage post-transition trade with EU states. That's about 60% more civil servants than the EU government employs in total.