Raises hand.Zachary Amaranth said:
My wife has a pair of fake 32G's. They look great and you can do... um... interesting things with them.
Bridalplasty... WTF!
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My wife has a pair of fake 32G's. They look great and you can do... um... interesting things with them.
Idiocy knows no bounds. Whoever even thinks about doing this should be slapped and whoever thinks of marrying the bride should be punched.
Of course by slap and punch I mean to be light-hearted.
Being more serious, people who feel the need to be prettier and will compete in a game on T.V. to do so must be desperate. Now think, what words describe such a person? What does that woman lack that everyone should have?
Whoever answers this correctly, I will show you an awesome video and cheesecake.
Of course by slap and punch I mean to be light-hearted.
Being more serious, people who feel the need to be prettier and will compete in a game on T.V. to do so must be desperate. Now think, what words describe such a person? What does that woman lack that everyone should have?
Whoever answers this correctly, I will show you an awesome video and cheesecake.
Let's all play the 'Judge a guy for his opinion game!" If he doesn't want his wife to be artificial, why are you judging him? His opinion is as right as yours.Zeithri said:
Yeah, its been shown that a course of sessions with a psychiatrist can often make people realise that plastic surgery isn't going to 'fix' anything, however, I guess it's somehow cooler to go under the knife, and you've got something physical to show for your money, instead of just feeling better about yourself. (duh)
To be all emotional for a moment, if I was to say I had a 'type' I'd say, sure I like big breasts, but, in my relationships, I've never been with a girl with more than a B cup, however, I don't remember once during those relationships thinking 'you know, she'd be much better if only she'd get her tits enlarged'. When you love someone, you love them, you're not just hanging around til you see a better offer than their nose, or arse, or breasts, or chin.
This show reminds me of 'The Swan' (Charlie Brooker's show about the Swan, I'd not advertise the actual show):
(note I've had to guess at the link, says it's blocked here, *because channel 4 has chosen to block it in your country* despite it being a bloody UK show!)
So the US block UK viewers, and the UK companies react by ..blocking UK viewers. /rantover
Without wishing harm on anyone of course, what happens if the surgeon fucks up, how is TV going to work around the fact that they disfigured someone for profits?
To be all emotional for a moment, if I was to say I had a 'type' I'd say, sure I like big breasts, but, in my relationships, I've never been with a girl with more than a B cup, however, I don't remember once during those relationships thinking 'you know, she'd be much better if only she'd get her tits enlarged'. When you love someone, you love them, you're not just hanging around til you see a better offer than their nose, or arse, or breasts, or chin.
This show reminds me of 'The Swan' (Charlie Brooker's show about the Swan, I'd not advertise the actual show):
(note I've had to guess at the link, says it's blocked here, *because channel 4 has chosen to block it in your country* despite it being a bloody UK show!)
So the US block UK viewers, and the UK companies react by ..blocking UK viewers. /rantover
Without wishing harm on anyone of course, what happens if the surgeon fucks up, how is TV going to work around the fact that they disfigured someone for profits?
And my brain doesn't even process how that looks.Jake Martinez said:
I mean, my libido certainly comprehends the "interesting" things. But when I try and picture the...*ahem* "scale," my brain goes right out.
Dude, I don't want to make love to a doll. I am sorry, but this is my opinion. Also, I guess I shouldn't say I'd drop my "wife" on the spot, because technically during the course of the competition they wouldn't be "married", right?Zeithri said:
EDIT: I should also note that dating a girl that would spend horrendous amounts of money on plastic surgery, a frail attempt to restore confidence, is a girl I wouldn't enter a relationship with anyway.
Also, I wasn't aware some guys actually found implants attractive..that's new to me. I guess that makes me sound ignorant, but I really fail to see how one would find silicone in one's breasts attractive.
Only a matter of time until a certain idea from Ghastly's Ghastly webcomic comes true, then...
--from the December 14th, 2003 update... I'm not linking it, too many "pornographic" (hand-drawn) images on the site--
"Perhaps next you can have a reality game show where women who were molested as children compete against one another to win a chance to have their hymen surgically restored."
"Hey! I can see it now... we could call it 'Fixing What Uncle Touchy Broke'. By Jimminy, Jesus, you're a genius!"
--from the December 14th, 2003 update... I'm not linking it, too many "pornographic" (hand-drawn) images on the site--
"Perhaps next you can have a reality game show where women who were molested as children compete against one another to win a chance to have their hymen surgically restored."
"Hey! I can see it now... we could call it 'Fixing What Uncle Touchy Broke'. By Jimminy, Jesus, you're a genius!"
That's really all that comes to my mind right now. I don't even. Do you even? Because I really don't.
Society is a crazy place.
Simple answer: yes.archvile93 said:
This is why I don't watch "reality" TV shows. They're just pathetic attempts to provide a means for cash while attracting a bunch of low-lifes who fall to the same temptation as kids with the Claw machines in arcades. They let one guy win to get in 20 others. And unfortunately this will probably succeed too.
Television certainly does seem to be circling the preverbial toilet bowl doesent it? Not long ago, I caught an episode of something called "dance your ass off". A hybrid of So You Think You Can Dance and The Biggest Loser, in which the land-whale contestants must dance to impress the judges and lose weight.
Theres anothing thing. Judges. Who the fuck are judges? What makes these hair-gelled hat-tipping hipster douchebags so fucking knowledgeable about what genuine talent is? The shows they judge encapsulate everything that sucks about modern media, but I guess their paycheck is big enough to make them forget any shred of moral virtue they have left by that point.
Fuck television in the ear.
Theres anothing thing. Judges. Who the fuck are judges? What makes these hair-gelled hat-tipping hipster douchebags so fucking knowledgeable about what genuine talent is? The shows they judge encapsulate everything that sucks about modern media, but I guess their paycheck is big enough to make them forget any shred of moral virtue they have left by that point.
Fuck television in the ear.
[sigh] Well, I really am at a loss. Every since I was a wee little chap I wondered why people would allow their court cases to be broadcast on television or why the hell anyone would want to be on Jerry Springer or Murray(is that his name? I forget). Someone then explained something to me, people are desperate for attention. Simple. Sad yes, but it's the truth. Makes you proud to be a human, eh?
I don't really know what you expect from reality t.v.
Like that show with women who never felt pretty with themselves, and then they gave them a free make-over, complete with full plastic surgery. "Turning 'ugly ducklings' into a tanned fake set of hard breasts."
So the lesson was basically: "Get plastic surgery and you'll feel awesome with yourself. And everyone will think you are pretty. Tee-hee."
Usually people who do that to themselves , have a far deeper issue that should probably be handled with some counseling; and it can quickly turn into an addiction, just like most other things. Then they end up like this:
Yeah,.......take a look at all of that ......goodness.
Like that show with women who never felt pretty with themselves, and then they gave them a free make-over, complete with full plastic surgery. "Turning 'ugly ducklings' into a tanned fake set of hard breasts."
So the lesson was basically: "Get plastic surgery and you'll feel awesome with yourself. And everyone will think you are pretty. Tee-hee."
Usually people who do that to themselves , have a far deeper issue that should probably be handled with some counseling; and it can quickly turn into an addiction, just like most other things. Then they end up like this:
Yeah,.......take a look at all of that ......goodness.
The first story shall be:Smagmuck_ said:
The Queen with the Longsword, and the King with the *huge* Tracts of Land.
A long time ago, there was a Queen with a Longsword. She would invade everyone within her sight, plundering time and again, never satisfied with doing it just once, or twice, but multiple times, going in and out of each and every one of her neighbors.
It wasn't until she encountered the King with the Huge Tracts of Land that she was stopped. She tried to plunder his virgin kingdom through the secret back entrance, but the King wisely caught her Navy between his huge Tracts of Land. The Queen's anger was spent, and her seamen spilled out of her ships, landing all over the King's huge Tracts of Land.
The End.