Brilliant/Ridiculous ideas that came to you at random.

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Ok, I got this with help from Larenxis:
Hulk Hogan staring in Casablanca. Just let the awesomeness settle in for a bit.

why stop there? why not Macho Man Randy Savage in Miracle on 34th Street?

he plays Santa

Beautiful. We should get all the washed up wrestlers to redo West Side Story.

Uhm...hate to tell you this...

 

[Jamanticus]

What if someone with laser vision developed a lazy eye?

...Ouch- and that'd be a real pain to fix, too- imagine the whole optical surgery team getting vaporized by that eye...*shudders*............*dies*

 

[jim_doki]

Ok, I got this with help from Larenxis:
Hulk Hogan staring in Casablanca. Just let the awesomeness settle in for a bit.

why stop there? why not Macho Man Randy Savage in Miracle on 34th Street?

he plays Santa

Beautiful. We should get all the washed up wrestlers to redo West Side Story.

Uhm...hate to tell you this...

picture of win

Oh my god. its like all my dreams coming true at once!

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

What if everything tasted like steak.

and

what if you had to wear stupid clothing until you are actually credited as an adult. with proper education, literacy and behavior standards.

 

[meatloaf231]

What if stupidity was a capital crime?

Then you would be an honorary police officer.

 

[Aries_Split]

I would sign up for that regime right now... In fact, I intend to run for American President simply to put stupid people to death... America's WORST dictator. I don't care HOW my name is remembered in history, as long as it IS remembered...

The second you become an American President you inherit the Stupid Gene.

Don't you know shit?

;P

 

[The_Deleted]

What if games actually lived up to the hype.


Hell, what if anything lived up tp the hype.

 

[Hey Joe]

What if I had sex? Real heterosexual sex. That would be a good day.

I actually used to keep a book full of these when I was considering scriptwriting as a career. I used to get my ideas for films, great dialogue and quirky scenes while I was in bed. I'd wake up just before I hit a deep slumber with about three ideas because as it turns out, my brainwave activity during sleep is OFF THA HOOK.

Take this corking little scene.

GIRL: Check it out, I'm poking you
*poke*
GUY: Sure, you poke me and it's cute, I poke you and it's sexual harassment

I also get this great visual image of a world-beaten fat TV exec trying to come up with ideas for a new show

"Well shit. Just run something about sick kids getting better, or puppies and shit."

Also, my idea for a new superhero

THE LIBRARIAN!

"Eat Tolstoy Evil Doer!"

The above extracts were from 13 February 2008. I really should start writing in it again.

 

[TheColdHeart]

Me and my next door neighbour deciding to play "indoor crazy golf". It was a great idea...till we broke the 'hole' (a mug laying on its side) and dented the wooden kitchen cupboard door.

 

[Labyrinth]

What if I had sex? Real heterosexual sex. That would be a good day.

I actually used to keep a book full of these when I was considering scriptwriting as a career. I used to get my ideas for films, great dialogue and quirky scenes while I was in bed. I'd wake up just before I hit a deep slumber with about three ideas because as it turns out, my brainwave activity during sleep is OFF THA HOOK.

Take this corking little scene.

GIRL: Check it out, I'm poking you
*poke*
GUY: Sure, you poke me and it's cute, I poke you and it's sexual harassment

I also get this great visual image of a world-beaten fat TV exec trying to come up with ideas for a new show

"Well shit. Just run something about sick kids getting better, or puppies and shit."

Also, my idea for a new superhero

THE LIBRARIAN!

"Eat Tolstoy Evil Doer!"

The above extracts were from 13 February 2008. I really should start writing in it again.

We have a second Joss in the making, and I don't say that lightly.

"I should send a coughing chicken to the white-house and watch them shit themselves in fear."

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

What if stupidity was a capital crime?

GENIUS I SAY!

This just came to me

What if the Earth gets sucked into a black hole in switzerland?

Then thought, then Switzerand would finally be recognised.

 

[Death Magnetic]

What if I had sex? Real heterosexual sex. That would be a good day.

You're stealing my thoughts!

 

[Anarchemitis]

What if we made a video game wherein you are the scared refugee running away from the battlefield?

 

[internutt]

Possibly the worst idea I've ever had was to save food from burning in the oven, without oven gloves. Ouch.

 

[ElephantGuts]

June 30th:

i am somebody it does not matter what my name is

i am full of cat juice

i have a plan i have named it "eternal destiny" my plan will succeed

i am sure of it

July 1st:

some people may wonder what cat juice is it is the fuel for my plans

it can only be obtained by milking a cat

it does not taste nice but it is good nonetheless

you are not full of cat juice

July 2nd:

was looking at horses today i am quite suspicious of horses

you can see the way that they look at you when they are eating

you can tell that they have a taste for human flesh

i told everyone about the "great horse conspiracy" but they just laughed at me

they will not laugh when they wake up with teeth marks on their sides

July 3rd:

went to the doctor today to ensure good health when executing "eternal destiny"

went well but the doctor told me that i have "faecal encephalopathy"

does not matter i am sure that it can be cured

he also said that my use of cat juice was irresponsible and dangerous i disagree

he may be a doctor but he does not know about my plans

he must not find out about my plans

July 4th:

plan for today was to go out with a woman

plan failed

she rejected my gift of cow lungs and made vague excuses to leave me

it does not matter it was not imperative to the success of "eternal destiny"

plan for tomorrow is to invade switzerland

July 5th:

plan failed

people underestimate switzerland

they ask how a country can defend its borders with only those pocket knives

but people in switzerland have lots of guns

they frighten me with all their guns

Don't be afraid of the Swiss, they're just a bunch of rich greedy neutral Nazi-sucking-up-to bastards (No offense to any Swiss people here but you know what I mean. And yes I'm so confident you know what I mean I don't have to ask you to please understand me, you know. And give us Jews our money back). If you're planning on invading Switzerland again send me an Email. I've got some plans. Nice monologue by the way.

And as for the topic: All of them. As in, all of my ideas occur to me at random times. Which makes them particularly difficult to write down and remember. Story of my life.