British City Council Unprepared For Walking Dead

[Sigma Van Lockheart]

tbh im happy there is no plan it just means more zombies for me to kill with the 2 swords i have.

 

[Daverson]

You may think this is an issue, but when you foreigners have spent the last pennies of your national budget preparing for the zombie apocalypse, then the Goblin Apocalypse happens, we'll be the ones laughing.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

And imagine an airborne zombie virus!

Well, there was Rabies (Hydrophobia) which sends people into a mad range, sprinting towards their victims in order to tear them apart.And it's transmitted through blood contact from bites.

Soon after, the symptoms expand to slight or partial paralysis, cerebral dysfunction, anxiety, insomnia, confusion, agitation, abnormal behavior, paranoia, terror, hallucinations, progressing to delirium

It was the basis of Rage from 28 Days Later.

55,000 deaths a year worldwide. Racoons, skunks, coyotes and bats often carry it. Blighty has had 1 death to rabies in over 100 years. A bat conservationist.

I think we're doing quite well

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Need I say more?

Wait, did I see a spoon in there?


Not sure this'd work so much on zombies.

 

[Holyeskimo]

As an American, it would be uncouth for me to point out the typical British inability to keep up with her former colonies, so instead I will just continue petting this bald eagle, secure in the knowledge that I probably won't be torn apart by the ravenous dead any time soon.

I maintain that being an island nation may save us British!

Failing that, I live in Scotland and thus will go live in the mountains and be self sufficient and laugh at the rest of the world.

And then get eaten by a zombie bear

OT, i wonder if governments are going to start requesting citizens submit their own zombie plan so they can avoid future incidents like this.