British Gamers

[lolmynamewastaken]

British people I just associate with jokes about silly things like tea time and monocles.[/quote]
did you hear about the bloke who invented the monocle? he put two together and made a right specticle of himself.

ehm. i don't know what came over me...

 

[ultimateownage]

British people I just associate with jokes about silly things like tea time and monocles.

*in funny British accent* You sir are extremely stereotypical, I must inform you that I only drink 20 cups of tea a day, and I only use my monocle when I'm feeling particularly posh, and you forgot our bowler hats. *sips some tea*

 

[Cheesebob]

British arguements beat American arguements because they can dissolve into swearfests without going into racism.

 

[Azraellod]

i tend to play on games where the microphone is not an option, so i have no idea where anyone is from. i am British. i avoid seeking arguments (although i am very good at them if i want to be) but nearly all other gamer friends i have are extremely argumentative. it's rather childish really.

 

[Broady Brio]

I'm British so I dont really hear these accents besides cockney-acting chavs who only know dog-and-bone (Phone if you didn't know).

So I'd admit even our country's gamers sometimes piles of gobby shit, in fact about 75% of them. But no offense to you good americans who play reasonably fair and don't be a cheap button masher on Street Fighter IV who has about 2000 odd battle points by doing so, there are some bad eggs in the U.S as well, who do this lets be honest, not everyone is nice, kind and angelic. I for one try and be a positive gamer and play at a level where it is good for everyone, though it's impossible since almost no one plays like this, they want to win, win, win!

 

[ThePocketWeasel]

British people I just associate with jokes about silly things like tea time and monocles.

*in funny British accent* You sir are extremely stereotypical, I must inform you that I only drink 20 cups of tea a day, and I only use my monocle when I'm feeling particularly posh, and you forgot our bowler hats. *sips some tea*

Hahah
*Posh accent* We don't ALWAYS eat crumpets with the queen either, sometimes it's scones. We all call her Liz too.

 

[Chipperz]

British people I just associate with jokes about silly things like tea time and monocles.

*in funny British accent* You sir are extremely stereotypical, I must inform you that I only drink 20 cups of tea a day, and I only use my monocle when I'm feeling particularly posh, and you forgot our bowler hats. *sips some tea*

Well of course I didn't mention the bowlers, you damn Brit!
And when I speak of the Japanese, I don't remind everyone that they go to work every day in giant robots, but we all know it happens.

Some things just don't need to be said!

What about half-British, half-Japanese people? Do they go to work in giant robots that have bowler hats?

 

[ohgodalex]

I usually just worry that their accent will prevent me from understanding a single damn thing that they say. It's normally only a problem when I get paired with some 13 year old British kid that doesn't enunciate properly.

 

[jj90]

cries of 'DUDE I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR VOICE'.

Had that effect in real life in Tennessee. Girls couldn't get enough of the Queens' English

Dude, Americans Chicks love Australian/British Accents, its like a fucking rule there to instantly love Aussie/Brits

Where teh fuck did I put my passport?!

let get going dude XD

 

[Iammatt]

Im american, we have more than a fare share of xbox live douchebags.But I hate the british kids on live who never stop yelling and cursing, pisses me off

 

[Squarez]

British people I just associate with jokes about silly things like tea time and monocles.

*in funny British accent* You sir are extremely stereotypical, I must inform you that I only drink 20 cups of tea a day, and I only use my monocle when I'm feeling particularly posh, and you forgot our bowler hats. *sips some tea*

Well of course I didn't mention the bowlers, you damn Brit!
And when I speak of the Japanese, I don't remind everyone that they go to work every day in giant robots, but we all know it happens.

Some things just don't need to be said!

What about half-British, half-Japanese people? Do they go to work in giant robots that have bowler hats?

No, the entire would would implode with awesomeness, those mixed-race Anglo-Japanese babies have a huge burden on their shoulders.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I disguise my British accent with a Texan one when I want to shout at prepubescant misfits, but that's only because it works so damn well. Really. Give it a try guys.

But yeah, I can see what you mean. I hate British gamers; they make me feel bad about my country. Maybe we can track them down via Xbox Live and destroy them.

On Xbox Live, there is a disturbing trend among different countries. The main people I see online are either British, American or German.

The majority of the British are rude, almost incomprehensible due to no real schooling in the English language whatsoever, and prone to jokes concerning your heritage.

All of the racists I've ever seen online are sadly American, proudly lauding a large stereotype to the international community. I mean really, it's skin. Rip it off and you'll always get a gross mess of flesh and organs underneath, why can't anyone understand that? Americans also call everyone "fag" a lot, which we Brits just don't get because that means you are calling us all cigarettes.

The majority of Germans are incredibly good at the game they're playing, and annoyingly trounce anyone they're against.

If you think I'm stereotyping, just play online for a few hours, and you really will be surprised at how much I got correct.

 

[Buhhchester_United]

I stay in partys most of the time but the British gamers that do argue do tend to be chavs but to be fair I have met alot of American gamers who start arguing because they think they are the best. Finally German gamers can be quite rude if you understand what they are saying.

 

[Chipperz]

British people I just associate with jokes about silly things like tea time and monocles.

*in funny British accent* You sir are extremely stereotypical, I must inform you that I only drink 20 cups of tea a day, and I only use my monocle when I'm feeling particularly posh, and you forgot our bowler hats. *sips some tea*

Well of course I didn't mention the bowlers, you damn Brit!
And when I speak of the Japanese, I don't remind everyone that they go to work every day in giant robots, but we all know it happens.

Some things just don't need to be said!

What about half-British, half-Japanese people? Do they go to work in giant robots that have bowler hats?

No, the entire would would implode with awesomeness, those mixed-race Anglo-Japanese babies have a huge burden on their shoulders.

But... Can they at least have laser katanas to heat their tea with?

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

British people I just associate with jokes about silly things like tea time and monocles.

*in funny British accent* You sir are extremely stereotypical, I must inform you that I only drink 20 cups of tea a day, and I only use my monocle when I'm feeling particularly posh, and you forgot our bowler hats. *sips some tea*

Well of course I didn't mention the bowlers, you damn Brit!
And when I speak of the Japanese, I don't remind everyone that they go to work every day in giant robots, but we all know it happens.

Some things just don't need to be said!

What about half-British, half-Japanese people? Do they go to work in giant robots that have bowler hats?

No, the entire would would implode with awesomeness, those mixed-race Anglo-Japanese babies have a huge burden on their shoulders.

But... Can they at least have laser katanas to heat their tea with?

Why has this game not been made yet?!?

 

[hippykiller]

well sense London is like 66.3 mi from where i live i hear a lot of Brits on Halo3 and not all of them are bad. but there was this one nutter who thought he was Sean Connery (im not sure if i spelt his name right) but after like an hour of arguing i told him to take that voice changing thing off so i could hear his real voice. he was like 8 years and he was British, he wasn't even Scottish.

 

[Chipperz]

*MEGASNIP*

But... Can they at least have laser katanas to heat their tea with?

Why has this game not been made yet?!?

Game!? This is real life!

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

well sense London is like 66.3 mi from where i live i hear a lot of Brits on Halo3 and not all of them are bad. but there was this one nutter who thought he was Sean Connery (im not sure if i spelt his name right) but after like an hour of arguing i told him to take that voice changing thing off so i could hear his real voice. he was like 8 years and he was British, he wasn't even Scottish.

You realise Scotland is part of Britain right? You mean: "He was English"?

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

*MEGASNIP*

But... Can they at least have laser katanas to heat their tea with?

Why has this game not been made yet?!?

Game!? This is real life!

I'd like it to be a game too (smiles hopefully).