BROKEN NEWS: New Study Claims 62% of Gamers are Actually Dolphins

[NuclearKangaroo]

well that definitively explains my taste for fish... and the blowhole... and why i am currently underwater

 

[Malbourne]

Sorry, but given recent events, I can't help but feel there's some nefarious porpoise behind this article.

Spoiler: It all makes sense now.

 

[DerpHerpilous]

Sorry, but given recent events, I can't help but feel there's some nefarious porpoise behind this article.

Spoiler: It all makes sense now.

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That doesn't seem plausible. I think you are fishing.