Broom stands up ALL BY ITSELF!

[Satin6T]

slow news day?
thats just terrible
learn to physics

 

[Smagmuck_]

A witch! Witch! Burn her! She turned me into a newt so burn her!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"There's a little holy spirit in here I think"

I think that spirit has better things to do then possess your broom.

 

[Hazy]

Woah, My coke can just stood perfectly still on it's side! I wonder if I can get on the news too?

 

[Booze Zombie]

This is news?
Are you fucking joking?!

 

[Nmil-ek]

Hooooooo boy... we should make this a new drinking game everytime humanity does something truly moronic we take a shot, we could all be plastered within the hour.

 

[The Shade]

A witch! Witch! Burn her! She turned me into a newt so burn her!

Did you get better, at least?

Hooooooo boy... we should make this a new drinking game everytime humanity does something truly moronic we take a shot, we could all be plastered within the hour.

Does giving yourself alcohol poisoning count as something truly moronic? If so...
*does shot*

 

[Hazy]

Hooooooo boy... we should make this a new drinking game everytime humanity does something truly moronic we take a shot, we could all be plastered within the hour.

I disagree. We would be plastered within minutes.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Hooooooo boy... we should make this a new drinking game everytime humanity does something truly moronic we take a shot, we could all be plastered within the hour.

I work in retail. I guarantee you would be dead of alcohol poisoning inside of TEN MINUTES.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Sorry, but that's fucking stupid. I think it's a sad attempt for attention.

Or, the bristles are stiff enough and happen to be flat at the bottom.

Now with extra emphasis on the key words.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

These are the morons that give the south a bad name...

 

[To-Chi VIII]

Uh-oh...they shouldn't have hired Bethesda to program the store's physics engine...
/Oblivionjoke

I know, right? Next thing ya' know paintbrushes'll be fuckin' up the sub-rural south.
/Oblivionjoke

 

[MorteSphere]

HE'S A WITCH!

IT'S A TRAP.

 

[Energylegzz]

Newest threat to Humanity....Brooms im making my Anti-broom kit as we speak.

 

[Sacman]

She has a gravity gun... she's Gordon Freeman!!!

 

[Smagmuck_]

A witch! Witch! Burn her! She turned me into a newt so burn her!

Did you get better, at least?
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well, it got better... I thought no one would get that, lol.

 

[The Shade]

well, it got better...

We should build a bridge out of her!

 

[Smagmuck_]

A witch! Witch! Burn her! She turned me into a newt so burn her!

Did you get better, at least?

well, it got better... I thought no one would get that, lol. Sorry I FUBARd that last quote.

 

[SendMeNoodz84]

What the fuck is this doing on the news?
Hahahaha...