Bullet-point your life!

[captainballsack]

- 18, Male
- Work at McDonalds; suck at my job.
- Australian
- Everything in my life revolves around videogames
- Year 12, all A's, one B+
- Study Philosophy, Classics, Digital Video and English
- Athiest, existentialist (Sartre for lyf nigs)
- Social Anxiety
- Food anxiety (selective eating disorder, sounds pretty bullshit and it kinda is, but the idea is that I never really grew out of the fussy eating phase. It actually really sucks as it interferes with my life something chronic; I am working on getting better though, I just learned how to eat stake)
- Mirai Nikki, Cowboy Bebop and Eureka Seven go down pretty well
- Plan to go on to study journalism and philosophy, mostly focusing on aesthetics (art philosophy: cool career prospects bro~)
- Would love to get into gaming journalism, for all its vices
- Life long goal, just like 90% of people on this website, is to write a successful fantasy novel, or maybe write a script for a game? I don't know. Something along those lines.
- Have absolutely no concept of what my personality is like. Shy I guess?

 

[SckizoBoy]

- 27 E-Asian male
- mostly heterosexual
- secular Christian
- double masters' graduate
- working in field nothing to do with degrees
- aspiring historian/author
- doesn't know the meaning of 'holiday'
- old fashioned in (most) cultural tastes
- Teutonophile

...

*shrug* ... -_-

 

[s0p0g]

gosh, many of these are so cliché-ridden. then again, clichés have to originate somewhere. kind of sad.

 

[KOMega]

- probably human.
- average intelligence. Studies computer networking.
- Not sure if fully understands what computer networking is.
- occasional episodes of body paralyzing apathy.
- looking for a better defined life direction/goal.
- personality depends on what I feel like.
- values friendship highly, but only has a few close friends.
- perplexed by how important love interests are to the youth.
- plays too many games.
- doesn't play enough games.
- Needs to find a source of steady income.
- stone faced stoic.
- frequent paranoid thoughts.
- has gone through the depression motions and is better now.
- likely to get through depressing events again should they occur.
- very humble. Just wants to get by.
- likes metaphors.
- is apparently bad at making metaphors, so doesn't make them. There are none here, stop looking.

 

[captainballsack]

gosh, many of these are so cliché-ridden. then again, clichés have to originate somewhere. kind of sad.

Cliches are cliches for a reason.

 

[Cazza]

-21
-Highest education diploma
-$25 an hour full time work
-White Australian
-Atheist
-Straight

Yeah I can't think of what to add.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

>be me
>tfw no gf feels
>see qt3.14 in my grade
>go to her house
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
>realize she's my sister
>imokwiththis.jpg.avi.vtf.flac.tumblr.com.psd
>be an hero with her
>implying implications
>she asks for 3.50
>realize she is actually the loch ness monster
>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>And i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
>i'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel air
>lel

I hate myself a little more after writing that, but it was fun.

Also I don't want to summarize my life in bullet points. I'll appear as narcissist and self righteous as most of you are coming off as. I don't see anything good coming of me joining in.

 

[NoeL]

- 27 years and 51 weeks old
- Male
- Internet user
- Mammalian
- Bipedal
- Right-handed
- Single nosed
- Regularly breathe
- Guitar Hero

CAPTCHA: 'white as snow'
Thanks Captcha. Add that to the list.

 

[IndomitableSam]

- 30, female
- Government librarian and hates the job
- Canadian
- Twin
- Lives with twin
- Car is paid off
- Fits librarian cat lady stereotype
- Single because too busy playing games to go out
- Blood type O+
- Constantly feel like I'm broke but actually have growing retirement savings so I'm just weird about money
- Dreading my family's arrival in a couple weeks (Yay beautiful and sadly super religious Australians)
- Just turned down a job in a beautiful small town because my cat wouldn't survive the trip
- Seriously, actually, really counting down the hours until FFXIV is released
- Would eat pasta every day if possible

 

[Miyenne]

- 30. Female
- Canadian
- Twin (to IndomitableSam)
- Lives with twin too!
- Car is also paid off
- Stay at home wif... Twin. Not working right now
- Writer, epublished one book that everyone says is good but isn't selling
- Blood type O+ (I think, but as we're identical twins we better have the same type)
- Living off dwindling savings account
- Wishing I had the motivation to keep working on the second book
- Also can't wait for FFXIV
- Not a fan of pasta at all... But cooks it for Sam a lot anyways

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

- 24, god amongst men
- British
- Christian-ish (weekly existential crises not withstanding)
- Work in an office, boring but stable job
- Trying to save some money for my own place
- Never finished university
- Fond of spicy food
- Dance round like a mad man when my football team scores. I'm a mad football fan.
- Make some noises with a guitar which some would liken to music
- Struggling to finish this list
- er
- oh come on you can think of something
- Damn it can't be this hard
- Is this all my life is?
- A couple of bullet points?
- What have I been doing all this time?
- sigh

 

[chinangel]

I'mma squid OwO

...no okay really

-28 transgirl
-Canadian
-Christian...more or less
-Works at McDonalds (hey it pays teh bills)
-makes 11.50 an hour (i think, i9 don't relaly check)
-I play an unhealthy amount of video games and write incest stories. yeah i'm normal like that
-Finished Trade School (hairstyling)
-umm...I'm a little?
-trying to move to America to live with my loved ones.
-I'm called "kitty" more than my real name.

 

[WoW Killer]

-29 years young, no vagina
-British
-Proud agnostic
-Liberal Marxist
-One year away from my second degree
-Expert in numbers, reluctant expert in customer service
-Could tell you a thing or two about the taxes you pay, and also about the beer you drink
-Possible alcoholic
-Wannabe writer, but have neither the expertise nor the dedication for it
-Hopeless romantic
-Favourite animal = cougar, if you know what I'm saying

 

[Gauntlets28]

-18 year old white British male.
-Deist
-Attends a boarding school, much midnight feasting
-Sings and plays a tuba in a marching band
-Writes satire for school newspaper.
-Deliberately dresses like and obsesses over Coleridge
-Currently single, and somewhat scarred by the last one
-Not a big drinker, don't smoke anything
-Waiting for the AS level Sword of Damocles to fall on me.
-Made lots of money selling food to other students (boarding school, remember)
-I drink in excess of 6 mugs of tea a day.
Deeply eccentric.
Tried to bring hats back. Failed.

 

[Chasing-The-Light]

-21, Female
-America
-Buddhist
-Currently work as a secretary at a doctor's office.
-Also full time student, 1 more year till graduating with a (maybe 2) bachelors degrees.
-I spend an unhealthy amount of time on Tumblr.
-I own 2 cats and live by myself.
-Does that make a 'old cat lady' yet?
-Yeah, that's pretty much my life....

 

[Bob Thenecromancer]

-16 years old
-Identity crisi(Don't know what to do with my life, sexual identity, the usual teenage first world problems.)
-I'm a bad at spelling
-I don't have a lot of friend so I spend most of my time of internet forums.
-Most of my family lives nearby.
-Does small jobs for my family.

 

[Dango]

-Male, (about to be) 18
-Plays video games.
-Is a social outcast.
-Likes writing a bit.
-Likes music.

 

[Chemical Alia]

- 31 years old, female
- Pennsylvania Dutch, this does not mean Dutch
- Bachelor's degree in fine art and master's in interactive technology
- US army veteran, 98G Chinese linguist
- Multiple failed surgeries for horrible wrist condition I have no memory of causing
- Stuck in Dallas, TX for 5 years and super tired of it, missing family in PA and sister in WA
- Makes 3d picture drawings of Marios or something for a living
- No time for games, piano, outdoors, fun; only my job, Steam workshop work, and more work on portfolio
- Always cranky as a result
- Hopes to have a normal chill life and still be a professional drawer of 3d Mario pictures someday maybe
- Still finds time for shopping ~~