Bullshit!

[Blackjack 222]

I was playing mass effect again recently. I played with auto save on and continued playing everything was fine until I died fighting matriarch Benezia, I wasn't really bothered by it until I realised that the game never auto saved in the past four hours I had to load it back to the last auto save that worked and do it all again.

Christ, this, down to the fucking letter. When I reloaded, I discovered that the last auto-save was when I'd solved the stupid puzzle at the VI core. Every blood vessel in my body sent a sharp sensation of pain up to my brain as my blood pressure skyrocketed to inhuman levels.

Seriously? I'm not the only one this happened to?

 

[Belgian_Waffles]

Playing a random dungeon in Dragon Quest IX, after 16 god damn floors I'm fighting the Equinox boss. I'm sure as shit that my martial artist who is in super high tension mode will finish him off in the next hit, his blue lightning goes FUCKING HAYWIRE OF GOD DAMN COURSE! Haywire=crit for those who don't know. Killing off my entire team losing at least two and half hours of progress.

FUCK THAT BULLSHIT.

whew got that off my chest.

 

[Sephychu]

Borderlands ending

/thread

The worst part of it for me was getting about 3 level 20 guns from it. Green ones.

This, definitely. Another moment that had me saying bullshit about Borderlands was a difference between the lass boss battle on the PC and the Xbox 360. My bro played Borderlands on the Xbox 360 at the same time I played it on the PC. We played in the same room and finished it about the same time. We both played the Soldier character with the deployable turret. Our characters were similar in level and skills up to the last boss battle and I even had a slightly better assortment of weapons then he did. When fighting the last boss we fought it pretty much the same way, he killed it in three or so shots playing on the console while I used up nearly ALL my fuckin' ammo trying to kill the last boss and managed to do it before I ran out of ammo. I don't know what the deal was but we both called bullshit on that.

Also...I call bullshit on no Red Dead Redemption for the PC. Because that is what is...a load of bullshit.

Classic game's company Money Allergies.

 

[JoeBattisti]

Every time I've played Halo 3. Halo 3 is the king of BS.

 

[Jewrean]

I was playing Red Dead Redemption and I killed a bear. I get off of my horse to skin it and Another bear appears so I kill it too (Dead Eye FTW). This happens over and over until I;ve killed about 12 bears (Not a made up number. I actually killed around 12) so I look around and see no bears in sight then I start skinning bears. The instant I finished skinning ONE bear another hits me from behind and I die. Fucking. Bullshit.

lol... I suppose 13 really is unlucky then.

 

[RYjet911]

Pretty much every time I die in Modern Warfare 2

That game lies and cheats so fucking hard. The amount of killcams I've been shown that are completely false is ridiculous, the amount of times my bullets simply do not hit the target in the crosshairs/sight, the amount of times the knife doen't lunge me but the enemy I'm attacking manages to turn and lunge IN RESPONSE TO THE SOUND OF MY KNIFE FAILING.

I can't think of anything to say other than being unable to kill Ocelot in MGS3. I tried many times. Every chance I got.

Snake! You can't do that! You've created a time paradox!

 

[Wayneguard]

I thought this thread would be about Penn & Teller *frowny face*

 

[Desert Tiger]

I think I saw someone say this on another thread but

Jinpachi...never again should such an enemy exist. Cheating old glowing beard hanging fat move blocking undodgeable mega power house of doom.
Once spent 30 minutes trying to beat him. Rage, oh the rage

Any contempt I had for Jinpachi was instantly dispelled when I came across Azazel in Tekken 6. Cheap. Fucking. Asshole.

Complete bullshit.

 

[TPiddy]

Okay seriously I once was in a mission in Saints row two where you have to wait for FUCKING EVER for Shaundi to get some traffic info from the police station. I go to escape in the helicopter and I just entered the helicopter and I get blown up by the attack chopper.

Oh. My. God. I am so happy I'm not the only one who thought this was bullshit. And every time you died you had to wait for her to upload it AGAIN. I felt like an idiot when I realised I could just go downstairs and take a car, but it says quite clearly that you're meant to take the chopper and you quite clearly cant.

Yeah I had the same problem... I had to specifically hunt down the god damned attack chopper before getting into the one on the helipad.

 

[Desert Tiger]

Okay seriously I once was in a mission in Saints row two where you have to wait for FUCKING EVER for Shaundi to get some traffic info from the police station. I go to escape in the helicopter and I just entered the helicopter and I get blown up by the attack chopper.

Oh. My. God. I am so happy I'm not the only one who thought this was bullshit. And every time you died you had to wait for her to upload it AGAIN. I felt like an idiot when I realised I could just go downstairs and take a car, but it says quite clearly that you're meant to take the chopper and you quite clearly cant.

Yeah I had the same problem... I had to specifically hunt down the god damned attack chopper before getting into the one on the helipad.

Did that. It respawns, btw.

I ended up getting the helicopter crippled after taking some blast damage and landing on the freeway, promptly stealing a bike and turning the most infuriating point of the entire game into an epic chase scene.

 

[GingerCactus]

Sonic 06, Silver fight as sonic. whenever your caught in a certain attack, your screwed.

Go attack him -> Get telekneticly held -> Get thrown into the air/against the wall -> Fall down -> Get telekneticly held -> you know the rest by now...

what makes the situation worse is silver's voice acting is :/. if you don't know how to play the game properly then "its too late" and "its no use" will be contently said in your personal hell.

God damn that pissed me off, if you haven't played that boss then you have no idea...

On-Topic: The thing that happens in every platformer game ever, when you accidentally mistime your jump and end up walking into a pit. Every time that happens me/ my brother always blame the game because we get so pissed off, even though it's our fault.

 

[tsb247]

Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising was just brimming with Bullshit. I could smell them delivering it to the Best Buy a block away on the day of its release. I could go so far to say that this guy:

Spoiler: Scion Lenton

is the king of bullshit. Realism?! I call BULLSHIT! Magic med packs that heal severed limbs, almost non-existant AI, no ability to turn your head while driving, and only being able to add 60 or so elements in the editor constitute supreme bullshit to me!

 

[Hexal6]

once while playing Battlefield, Bad Company 2 online, and as soon as i spawn (randomly, not off a teammate) theres already a rocket flying at my face...as if someone just goes around shooting rockets at the spawns praying that exact thing happens
that, and all those times i fell off the edge in hightower from pyro blasts (tf2)

 

[Buleet]

75 percent of all my deaths in team fortress thanks to a combination of lag,crits,and general stupidity of my team.

 

[TPiddy]

Did that. It respawns, btw.

I ended up getting the helicopter crippled after taking some blast damage and landing on the freeway, promptly stealing a bike and turning the most infuriating point of the entire game into an epic chase scene.

Yep, but by the time it respawned for me I was most of the way there. I think it fired a missile at me just as I was landing on the pad. I was able to avoid it.

 

[Talon_Skywarp]

I think I saw someone say this on another thread but

Jinpachi...never again should such an enemy exist. Cheating old glowing beard hanging fat move blocking undodgeable mega power house of doom.
Once spent 30 minutes trying to beat him. Rage, oh the rage

Any contempt I had for Jinpachi was instantly dispelled when I came across Azazel in Tekken 6. Cheap. Fucking. Asshole.

Complete bullshit.

I've pretended he doesn't exist. Why does nothing work on that thing! He blocks by being alive. He blocks while attacking. He blocks after attacking. He blocks while the game loads for 40th continue.

Tekken 7- You fight an invisible enemy who can't be hit unless its Tuesday, slightly sunny outside and your wearing red. And Vince Cable's just walked past your house. In a bear outfit.

 

[Samuel Adams]

I think the "mosh" section of "Raining Blood" in Guitar Hero 3 on Expert made me think this. Screw Slayer.

.

Seriously... I'm borrowing the game from a friend and I just beat Cliffs of Dover. I still have to beat the other three and Raining Blood is taunting me the whole time....
Stupid expert mode.. beat all 4 to pass.

Also, final boss in FarCry: Instincts.

 

[Silver Patriot]

Halo 2.

Hey look it's a Sn*Dead*
*Reload*
Weird, I'll just take cover and *Dead*
*Reload*
******* Sniper. . . YES I got him now to *Dead*
*Reload*
Wow.
*10 Reloads later*
*Checkpoint*
Sweet. Hey look a Sniper. I'll just sneak up on him an*Dead*
WHAT!? HE WASEN'T EVEN FACING ME!!! BULLSHIT!
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(Also in Halo 2)

"Sir, Finishing this Fight."

*End*

Me: Bullshit!
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An optional one for some people in Halo 2

And now your an Elite

BULLSHIT!

 

[Mister Awesome]

when carmine died in gears of war 2...
"bullshit!" is pretty much what i screamed

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

Tekken 5, tekken 6 and Dead Or AIive 4's end bosses.

Just try them on hard, fuck even on medium, the BULLSHIT! moments are frequent!

EDIT: also Persona 3, just one instant death spell on your main character and its game over, and then you have just wasted 1-2 hours